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hotglue #43
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« on: May 07, 2012, 10:20:34 PM »

I go in the morning to meet with the Dr for my colonoscopy......
  My bet is ..... I will get a medical program that will make me lose at least 50 lbs....
FB is always telling me I'm full of Sh..Sh...Sh..Stuff..... coolsmiley
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 10:33:28 PM »

But just think how much fun you can have filling back up.   Evil
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2012, 02:30:30 AM »

As soon as I get over these broken ribs, I'm going to schedule mine. I hope everything goes well with the test Mark cooldude
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2012, 04:22:07 AM »

Good luck Mark! 
Like Connie said, good stuff to fill it back up...where's Lori when ya need her Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2012, 06:24:51 AM »

GOOD LUCK MARK !  hope all is well.  take some nurse pics for OSS
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2012, 06:30:26 AM »

On the bright side, see if you can get the doc to sign a form telling FB that he checked, and your head is indeed NOT up there! Wink

Good luck!
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2012, 07:17:21 AM »

The prep for that exam is the basis for a quick weight loss diet. Just think how many times a day you eat something; anywhere from three meals to all day snacking. Now, think how many times a day you do #2. If you're in decent health and have regular exercise, then it's usually once a day...sometimes twice. So here's the program; reverse the number of times for those two activities. Guaranteed to lose weight.

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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2012, 07:30:06 AM »

Mark,

Study hard for the test and you should pass.  Hope all goes well, stock up on the TP w/aloe and reading material.
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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2012, 09:03:24 AM »

Mark,

 stock up on the TP w/aloe.

 I don't do aloe and he's going to have a hard time trying to catch me to put it on.  2funny   T.P.
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2012, 10:35:11 AM »

The prep for that exam is the basis for a quick weight loss diet. Just think how many times a day you eat something; anywhere from three meals to all day snacking. Now, think how many times a day you do #2. If you're in decent health and have regular exercise, then it's usually once a day...sometimes twice. So here's the program; reverse the number of times for those two activities. Guaranteed to lose weight.

Not wishing to be unnecessarily contrary, John, but the advice I've received is that it's not fewer, but more meals per day that's the secret to good weight loss.  If we eat five small meals per day, our body tends not to get hungry.  It's when the body gets hungry that it goes into reduced metabolism which interferes with weight loss.  Obviously, the total intake of those five meals need to be at or below the amount of our normal three or fewer meals.

Mark, good luck.  I hope the doctor finds that you are indeed a perfect ass.   Wink     
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2012, 10:40:15 AM »

Good luck Mark.

Remember the clean out process is removing a lot of sh.. sh.. stuff.

So don't get too far from the pot after drinking that nice Kool-Aide.


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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2012, 01:09:45 PM »

Here is my advice and thoughts;

1. sleep on top of the blankets .... when the urge hits the last thing you want to do is wrestle a blanket.  Shocked
2. keep a book handy because when the urge hits you may be sitting there for a lot longer than you thought.  coolsmiley
3. preping for the test is a lot worse than the test.  uglystupid2
4. best damn nap I had in years. cooldude

Best of luck and hope all goes well.
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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2012, 01:18:50 PM »

On the bright side, see if you can get the doc to sign a form telling FB that he checked, and your head is indeed NOT up there! Wink

Good luck!

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2012, 03:47:28 PM »

The prep is the hard part. Not sure you can stand to lose 50 pounds however I could, but I got 4 more years before I go back.
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