That's tongue in cheek. The only ride I'll get in this week is riding an airplane to D.C. this Wednesday for a wedding. Gee, sure looking forward to that...be the first time I've worn a suit since I retired over eight yrs. ago. I suggested I take my clubs along and just drop Rita off, pick her up after the reception, that would let me get in a round of golf(her first grandchild getting hitched). Well, that idea went over like a burrito fart during a revival tent meeting. So, looks like I get to sit through the ceremony after all. At least there will be some good food later. And since they're young I'll be sure to take some ear plugs since most kids below the age of 45 are half deaf. With all this in mind, I'll try to not be the life of the party. zzzzzzzzzz
Don't get me wrong, I love my wife dearly. Anymore, I just have a problem with getting dressed up and dusted off, keeping my collar buttoned and the tie tied, to say nothing of the crowd. The new in-laws have big $$$'s(the grandson's parents are also pretty flush) so you just know it's gonna be a big blowout for their only little daughter.
