GiG
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« on: May 21, 2012, 08:46:54 AM » |
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My Girlfriend of the past 5 months found one of these fly-fishing lures in my kitchen on Friday...   We conversated about this all night for some reason. Its just a little piece of feather with a hook attached. Jeez. ??? I don't know why she is so mad, it was only one, after all.  Do all women hate fly fishing???  |
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Jabba
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 09:03:14 AM » |
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 09:07:38 AM » |
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i am with jabba on this one
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BnB Tom
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 09:08:23 AM » |
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Take the hooks off. Tell her they're actually American Indian earrings. She'll love em.  |
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T.P.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 09:09:39 AM » |
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I think you got busted.  |
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R J
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 10:05:58 AM » |
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I have to agree with T.P.
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2012, 10:07:08 AM » |
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Yup, looks like earrings to me...
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Patrick
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 10:43:57 AM » |
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Well, I think someone knows who's ear the other one is hooked to.. I gave a pair somewhat similar to those to JoAnn years ago.. She loved 'em..
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2012, 10:45:29 AM » |
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Yup, looks like earrings to me...
Well by gosh, I'd think you can use them for both! Fly fishing earrings, Fish net stockings, Deep Woods OFF cologne, and a stylish satchel like hand bag/tackle box, would make the perfect gift set. |
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2012, 10:57:56 AM » |
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2012, 11:41:36 AM » |
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RainMaker
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2012, 12:16:15 PM » |
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Well, at least she didn't find it under your bed.....  But, you ARE busted. |
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Fudd
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2012, 12:25:29 PM » |
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I think that if it wasn't attatched to a pair of "strange" panties, you've still got "reasonable doubt" in your favor.
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2012, 12:30:42 PM » |
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well you could say they belong to your boy friend..
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2012, 01:29:36 PM » |
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reminds me, when I was on the road I'd grab a shower and end up with a long black hair in or on my clothes. told my wife it's the shower cleaning ladies....... I think she bought it  |
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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2012, 01:37:31 PM » |
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Your kitchen was last updated in 1982??  |
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R J
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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2012, 01:39:18 PM » |
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Back in my younger days, if I would of said something like that, the next day would have an obituary in the paper and announcing my funeral 3 days later. Ya got to love these redheads. |
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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2012, 01:43:22 PM » |
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DAMN, I get slower & slower. I gots to look more closer to things. ???
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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2012, 02:17:24 PM » |
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Thats a good one!  |
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Gear Jammer
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« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2012, 03:47:03 PM » |
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Did it smell like fish? ???
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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2012, 04:02:34 PM » |
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Remember..Keep denying it..over and over and over.......  |
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I still miss her.
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« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2012, 06:06:11 PM » |
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Reminds me of the old story of Fred and Bill at the golf course. In the locker room, Fred sees Bill is wearing a women's girdle around his large middle. He asks Bill, "how long have you been wearing a girdle?" Bill replies, "ever since the wife found it in the glove box." But if you don't have pierced ears, that excuse is out. Those appear to be ear rings. I suppose they could go on any pierced body part, and could be made to twirl in opposite directions by a lady with the right equipment and body English. The effect is quite mesmerizing.... so I've been told.  |
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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2012, 06:11:28 PM » |
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Deny, Deny, Deny! And if that doesnt work, then ask if she'll atleast let you help pick a burial plot and casket...
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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2012, 06:13:22 PM » |
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My brother in law caught a 5 lb trout with one that looked just like that. Only use one though, trout can count.
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« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2012, 08:51:21 PM » |
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 "ever since the wife found it in the glove box."
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« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2012, 04:23:57 AM » |
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I showed them to Bev and she says they look like fishing lures!!!i am gonna stock up!!! gotta love these blondes
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« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2012, 08:16:13 AM » |
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Mines Blonde AND Polish. We went by the Polish club of Tucson one day and I asked her if she thought you had to bring your own brass. Took her a block and a half to hit me.
Tell her they look great on her and youre golden.
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« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2012, 08:27:40 AM » |
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For those that haven't met me, I've got long blonde hair...
Many years ago my coworker, who happened to be black, was driving us to lunch. I was sitting in the back seat...
He told me a week later his wife still doesn't believe his story as to how she found several strands of long blonde hair in the back seat of his car...
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« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2012, 05:39:58 AM » |
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LOL left my self open on that one didnt i?
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