I think this would qualify for "Dumb Crook News". Risking 15-20 years for armed robbery...... for a few packs of smokes.

Who was that beer carton?
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Updated: 05/27/2009 10:20:12 AM EDT
LINCOLN, Neb. -- Police in Nebraska are looking for a man who stole cigarettes while disguising himself with a beer carton on his head.
Lincoln police Capt. Bob Kawamoto says the man walked into a Kwik Shop convenience store before dawn Monday wearing an empty Bud Light carton on his head as a mask.
Kawamoto says the man also had wrapped something around one of his hands, suggesting he was armed. But the man never showed a weapon.
Police said the bandit left with nine packs of smokes valued at nearly $50.