NOTE; THIS IS "COPY & PASTE:" This has been around for years…

Enjoy it or not.
•Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
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Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
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Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.
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Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
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Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.
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Bureaucracy: You have two cows. You give them to the Government; they lose one and milk the other... then pour the milk down the drain.
VALKYRIE RELATED
"If you have no intention of loving or being loved by your Fat Lady
then the whole journey is pointless."