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doubletee
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2012, 06:57:45 AM » |
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Your oil choice sucks! You'll die a flaming death if you go darkside! Black is the fastest color! Any waterproof grease will work, moly be cursed! Is that enough to get something started? 
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2012, 07:14:15 AM » |
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Your oil choice sucks! You'll die a flaming death if you go darkside! Black is the fastest color! Any waterproof grease will work, moly be cursed! Is that enough to get something started?  I run honda oil (just cause i dont know any better), I change oil at 3k (cause i want to), I run a car tire rear (cause its my wallet that buys tires), I ordered a Shinko front(again with the wallet), my bike is the fastest color fast black and red, and i use moly grease not paste every 8-10k. Flame suit on 
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Dalen & Shay -> Salina, KS VRCC Member #33950 1999 Red & Black Valkyrie Interstate

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Clark
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2012, 08:13:58 AM » |
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Alien
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2012, 08:22:26 AM » |
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Will a Sportster engine fit in a Valkyrie frame? I think Sportsters sound way cooler than Valkyries. I'm thinking about running car tires front and back because my kickstand is broken and I don't turn that much anyway. Contrary to popular belief, it is not neccessary to grease your splines. Grease makes things slippery. Slippery things can easily fall off. Much safer not to lube at all. Real men ride in shorts, flip flops and nothing else. Helmets are for scairdy cats. Obama has hatched an evil scheme to devalue Valkyries in a last ditch attempt to prop up Harley Davidson. NOTE: None of the above statements reflect my actual views. Carry on. 
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2012, 08:26:21 AM » |
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To paraphrase the H/D ad-screw it i'm goin ridin.  Way more fun than starting any silly a$$ feud.  Wait til winter-than fast colors oil tires ad nauseum.  RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2012, 08:30:02 AM » |
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Well....only the yellow ones. 
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 Now you're in the world of the wolves... And we welcome all you sheep... VRCC-#7196 VRCCDS-#0175 DTR PGR
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2012, 11:27:28 AM » |
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Russell Rice
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2012, 11:58:46 AM » |
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Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back 
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Alien
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2012, 12:24:24 PM » |
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Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back  Tell my wife that. It's the only bone of contention in our marriage.
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2012, 01:18:51 PM » |
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Wait till I catch a V-Strom at a red light with my Red/Black 185HP Valkyrie Interstate. I won't post any pictures cause it's a rare one, only one made in '99. You can't use Mobil One 15-50 oil in it, cause that oil will cause the seals to leak. Car tires are dangerous cause they flex too much on the sidewalls. Oh yea, this one is not ridden or owned by an old white man either. Now that ought to fuel a feud. I'm going for a ride, not on the Interstate though, it's too fast.
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 If you are riding and it is a must that you keep your eyes on the road, you are riding too fast.
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2012, 01:41:02 PM » |
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and ..................Idaho has the worst fishing, ugliest men, and best highways. 
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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2012, 01:41:16 PM » |
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oh yeah, well I get 48 mpg, two up, at 75mph. I ran 800 miles in 9 hrs, two up on 2 lane roads in the dark & in the rain
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take personal responsibility and keep your word
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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2012, 01:46:44 PM » |
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 screw the united nations
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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2012, 02:18:27 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2012, 03:06:42 PM » |
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just wait till THE anvil joins in...........................where is he anyway ???
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2012, 03:09:18 PM » |
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just wait till THE anvil joins in...........................where is he anyway ???
prolly watchin Jimmy Carter tapes 
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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2012, 03:17:24 PM » |
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just wait till THE anvil joins in...........................where is he anyway ???
prolly watchin Jimmy Carter tapes  Be careful what you say here, I happen to like peanuts. No, No, wait, I really didn't want to say that.
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 If you are riding and it is a must that you keep your eyes on the road, you are riding too fast.
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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2012, 03:19:53 PM » |
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Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse
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« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2012, 03:33:34 PM » |
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Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse
the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE
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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2012, 03:43:08 PM » |
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Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back  Tell my wife that. It's the only bone of contention in our marriage.Here's the fix .... if the TP don't come out the top, I'm wipin my ass on the curtains from now on. 
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« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2012, 03:44:41 PM » |
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« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2012, 03:45:35 PM » |
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Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back  Tell my wife that. It's the only bone of contention in our marriage.Here's the fix .... if the TP don't come out the top, I'm wipin my ass on the curtains from now on.  ROFLMAO 
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« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2012, 03:48:18 PM » |
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Goldwings have personality........and if you've seen one Valkyrie, you've seen them all.
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I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to 
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« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2012, 03:50:56 PM » |
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Been back like 20 mins AFTER a 174 mile ride.  I are so happy you(Insert anyting ya'll want here)is playing nice and not tryin to kill one another.  Ya'll play nice or no brewskis or desert 2nite.  RIDE SAFE.
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam. VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
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« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2012, 04:44:45 PM » |
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Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse
the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE he must be running for Congress!! 
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« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2012, 04:54:13 PM » |
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" if the TP don't come out the top, I'm wipin my ass on the curtains from now on. " guess what your wife will use to thick'in the stew 
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« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2012, 06:01:48 PM » |
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 screw the united nations with something uncomfortably large and spiked! 
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2012, 06:33:49 PM » |
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fudgie
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« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2012, 07:04:48 PM » |
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Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse
the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE Thats some funny sh!t! 
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 Now you're in the world of the wolves... And we welcome all you sheep... VRCC-#7196 VRCCDS-#0175 DTR PGR
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Russell Rice
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« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2012, 08:24:32 PM » |
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Quote from: msapers on Today at 12:24:24 PM
Quote from: Russell Rice on Today at 11:58:46 AM
Toilet papper spins off faster if it goes over the top rather than down the back. It has way to much drag on it when it goes down the back
Tell my wife that. It's the only bone of contention in our marriage.
Here's the fix .... if the TP don't come out the top, I'm wipin my ass on the curtains from now on. Good thing there are no curtains in our bathroom 
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« Reply #32 on: June 17, 2012, 02:23:38 AM » |
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Clark you reall need to ditch them homosexual tenencies and get yourself a woman atleast one with a pulse
the FACT that you sent me nude pics of yourself DOES NOT mean I have homo tenecies.. but I did almost PUKE this comment means nothing without the pic............ 
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« Reply #33 on: June 17, 2012, 04:46:10 PM » |
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Superman can run faster than The Flash. Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson? Hmmm
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