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Author Topic: Attention OSS - Secretary Auditions......  (Read 1429 times)
bassman
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« on: June 20, 2012, 11:45:28 AM »

Does she meet ANY of your criteria in your secretary auditions?

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csj
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2012, 11:58:43 AM »

She certainly appears to be a 'grain-fed' I-wegian bovine.
Udderly awesome. D'ya think RJ might be a good judge of talent in this case? police

Now just imagine if she dropped one 'o them critters on yer head.
Concussion, or knock yer head between the lungs. Roll Eyes

Could she even take dictation, cant see her own hands sittin
on her lap. Cheesy
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sugerbear
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2012, 12:20:55 PM »

OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!! tickedoff

why in the heck do they do that?

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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2012, 01:42:30 PM »

I dont think a whole roll of duct tape could make them things safe to ride on the back of a valkyrie at highway speeds, or in a convertable for that matter. 
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2012, 01:48:31 PM »

I'm really ASHAMED to say it, but those are too big even for me!!!....... Cry Cry Cry Cry
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2012, 01:50:29 PM »

I'm really ASHAMED to say it, but those are too big even for me!!!....... Cry Cry Cry Cry

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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2012, 01:57:45 PM »

I'm really ASHAMED to say it, but those are too big even for me!!!....... Cry Cry Cry Cry

WIMP!    crazy2       2funny

I'd take one for the Team and test drive them, but something about half that size would be more reasonable!!......... cooldude Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2012, 06:52:30 PM »

Those boobs look totally ridiculous and that chick has some real mental problems.  Give it a few years and they will be dragging on the ground behind her and look even more stupid.
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2012, 07:06:33 PM »

When I first went in the Navy, my cousin in Baltimore took me to a strip joint and there was a woman with a set at least half that size.... and she damn near suffocated me, honest.  But my cousin said he saw me smiling regardless of how red (or blue) I was turning.

Another woman in Norfolk was serving pitchers of beer at a local establishment (it might have been the Purple Onion, it was on Shore Drive down from Little Creek....)  but for our "entertainment" she would put 3 and sometimes 4 full pitchers on a wooden chair seat and hang hers over the chair back.... then stand up to pick up the chair loaded with pitchers.... and serve em up.      

Damn.... I miss the Navy...  Grin Grin
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2012, 07:20:00 PM »

Got milk? 

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BamaDrifter64
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2012, 04:32:21 AM »

That's just TOO much of a good thing!!!   Undecided

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ricoman
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2012, 06:47:33 AM »

they look "udderly" ridiculous to me.
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2012, 06:59:05 AM »

In an un-related item, the price of silicon has jumped due to a sudden world wide drop in reserves.
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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2012, 08:39:11 AM »

Ever play "Arms up"!!
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