The guys were all at a fishin’ camp. No one wanted to room with Smokey, because of his obnoxiously loud snoring. So, they decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
First, Nick slept with Smokey and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?” He said, "Smokey snored so loudly, I didn’t sleep a wink, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next morning, after Glen took his turn with Smokey, the end result was the same… came to breakfast, hair all standing up, eyes bloodshot and no sleep….
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, 'Man, that Smokey snores so loud I swear I saw the roof shaking… I couldn’t sleep and sat up watching him all night."
The third night was Scott's turn. Scott was a tanned muscular older rider, a man's man. The next morning when Scott show’d up for breakfast, he was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, whistling a tune and said, "Good morning! Everybody, how’d ya’ll sleep last night?!!"
Everyone was shocked, it got so quiet you could've heard a pin drop, no one could believe it and finally one guy speaks up and says, “Hey Man, what happened?"
Scott replied, "Well, when Smokey and I got ready for bed, I went over, tucked Smokey in, kissed him good night, patted him on the butt and said sleep well Partner... and ol’ Smokey sat up and watched ME all night…."
