True Story

[fiddle mike]

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers. The Redhead sighs and says:

"Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says:


"Don't you have a vase?"

[DaveC]

Blond & Brunette were walking down a street.
Brunette says, "Oh, look, there's a dead bird"
Blond looks to the heavens a says "Where,where???"
the hobo