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Ghillie
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« on: July 02, 2009, 05:28:39 AM »

We have all seen em, some make us think, some make us angry, some make us laugh and snort soda through our nose. Post your best ones here.

[/font]So you are for abortion but against killing terrorists?[/font]
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When the people fear government, there is tyranny. When government fears the people, there is liberty.

RoboCop
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 05:37:53 AM »

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Greenwood Indiana


« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 08:26:46 AM »

My other bike will roast your bacon too...

Sorry that was an offshoot of the other thread...   Evil

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Valker
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Wahoo!!!!

Texas Panhandle


« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 08:32:17 AM »

I did NOT get a picture of my all time favorite one on a plumbing truck in CO: "Your Crap is Our Bread & Butter" 2funny
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I ride a motorcycle because nothing transports me as quickly from where I am to who I am.
Michael K (Az.)
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"You have to admire a healthy tomatillo!"

Glendale, AZ


« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 09:27:10 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 09:45:07 AM »


Inspired me to look around...

 

-Mike
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Michael K (Az.)
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"You have to admire a healthy tomatillo!"

Glendale, AZ


« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 09:47:10 AM »

HA! My Bro-in-law drives one of those. It looks like I'll have to talk him into getting that on his truck!! 2funny
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Momz
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2009, 11:08:50 AM »

Places to go, people to annoy.
Common sense is a rare commodity
Go away, you annoy me
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ALWAYS QUESTION AUTHORITY! 

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Duffy
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2009, 11:26:41 AM »

Hang up and Drive!  Smiley (my favorite)
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fudgie
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2009, 11:42:51 AM »

No bumpers but a few helmet stickers. I'll do some editing.....

Set them puppies free.  I have a few different variations of these.
Only thing in life I want is my wife and girlfriend to get along.
Motorcycles ruined my marriage, thx god for miracles
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesb...
$10,000 and 10,000 miles does not make you a biker
Tatts, putts, butts, and sl..ts    its a biker thing
You never forget your 1st pig
I love my tattoo
Nice trailer p...y

Also have a few patches but will wait with those.
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Bladedog
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2009, 02:55:49 PM »

Best T-shirt I've seen in awhile:

"If I want your opinion, I'll remove the Duct Tape"


Close 2nd, saw just last weekend on a runner in the Seattle Rock n' Roll Marathon:

"As I run this, Hell is freezing over".
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Ghillie
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2009, 03:12:50 PM »

No gas, no grass, no ass, no free rides.
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solo1
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New Haven, Indiana


« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2009, 04:23:33 PM »

Back of a T shirt, "If you can read this, the bi--- fell off"
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ChromeDome
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60 miles West of Chicago!


« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2009, 04:28:52 PM »

Got a Tee shirt that reads ....

TOP 10 REASONS TO PROCRASTINATE
1.
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Sharkey
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GOT CURVES??

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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2009, 06:33:13 PM »

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Super Santa
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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2009, 06:54:12 PM »

One of the best quotations I remember was told to me by a lady that was probably 30 years my senior.

She said, "If you don't want my apples, don't shake my tree".

In other words, If you don't want my opinion, don't ask.
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bsnicely
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2009, 07:08:02 PM »

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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2009, 08:26:28 PM »

MAN I LIKE THAT LAST ONE
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When the people fear government, there is tyranny. When government fears the people, there is liberty.

Old Geezer Richard
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« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2009, 08:37:01 PM »

Hey Fudgie , are you going to Inzane because if yes we need to compare helmets and vests over a couple of cold ones , ok  .... and sometimes I get some of these dummies driving pull up close red lite and stare their ass off .....  and my wifey told me later that their trying to read my patches and stickers , DUH ! anyway the best one down here is " B.A.D.D. ... Bikers against DUMB drivers  on the back !!!!!!
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If you don't care where you're going, then you ain't lost , Murphy's Law because wherever you are going to , it ain't going nowhere ....   San Antonio,Tx.
Serk
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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2009, 09:43:38 PM »

Few of mine:

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms...

...should be a convenience store, not a government agency!

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Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms...

...Who brought the chips?

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If guns kill people, then...

-pencils miss spel words.
-cars make people drive drunk.
-spoons made Rosie O' Donnell fat.

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I'd rather RIDE my Honda then PUSH a Harley!

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Before you leave on a journey of revenge... Dig two graves.

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Not all who wander are lost

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Pretty bike... Sounds like it's only firing on two cylinders though, might wanna have that looked at.

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That's a few off the top of my head...
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Willy
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Covington, Louisiana


« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2009, 02:18:21 AM »

STUPIDITY IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW...YOUR FREE TO GO
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2009, 04:59:48 AM »


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"I stayed home from work today because the voices told me my guns needed cleaning"

"First Iraq, then France"

"Bad cop, no doughnut"

Helmet
"let go my ears, I know what I'm doing"


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Gary
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2009, 07:17:12 AM »

Saw this on a mens room wall above the urinal and it has stuck with me ever since:

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal... it makes them soggy and hard to light.
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GreenLantern57
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Hail to the king baby!

Rock Hill, SC


« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2009, 01:21:34 PM »

On my old helmet -  I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO FAST. IT'S THE CRASHING AND BURNING THAT SUCKS!

On my 2nd bike.  Warning: Start brain before engaging mouth!
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fudgie
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« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2009, 01:46:21 PM »

Hey Fudgie , are you going to Inzane because if yes we need to compare helmets and vests over a couple of cold ones , ok  .... and sometimes I get some of these dummies driving pull up close red lite and stare their ass off .....  and my wifey told me later that their trying to read my patches and stickers , DUH ! anyway the best one down here is " B.A.D.D. ... Bikers against DUMB drivers  on the back !!!!!!

Ah I wish, but we are making it to Sturgis instead. I'll get more patches and stickers out there!  27 more days..... Grin
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MAD6Gun
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« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2009, 03:26:33 PM »

I was in traffic last year sitting behind a SUV. Didn't notice at first but there was a bumper sticker on the hatch that had the Pink breast cancer awareness ribbon on it. Across the ribbon it said "Save the Tata's" I chuckled. Never saw that one before......
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2009, 03:49:45 PM »

Couldn't save hers though, sorry to say. Now, eleven years later it's back.

Saw this one on the back of a beautiful pickup recently. Was a mid-60's Chevy, done up resto-rod style. His sticker on the back had mr. nobama's Pepsi logo with the inscription: "Bend over America, here it comes."  Seemed rather appropriate.
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Karen
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« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2009, 05:32:02 PM »

My all-time favorite?
ILLITERATE?
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MNBill
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Southern Minnesota


« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2009, 06:20:19 PM »

On a Poster at work a picture of a superman type guy and:
Common Sense,,,, it is getting to be a (expletive) superpower
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« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2009, 07:17:22 PM »

License plate frame on my cage:

"i'm not driving fast, I'm flying low."
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« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2009, 09:44:10 PM »

...says it all, doesn't it???

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alph
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« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2009, 01:15:13 AM »

I saw one at my daughter’s soccer practice that said

“If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair”

And the lady driving wasn’t half bad!!

I would like to make a sticker of a good old fashion wood screw, that way I could put it over those other bumper stickers of “ I (heart) my dog” or “I (heart) my Cat”…..  Of course the picture of the screw would go over the (heart)…..
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« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2009, 03:56:40 AM »

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Andy
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« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2009, 06:06:44 AM »

Saw this on a billboard for an automotive glass replacement company.

"Nobody wants to see your crack!"

Hard to ride the bike while laughing your azz off.
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Super Santa
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« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2009, 06:23:01 AM »

What part of "Thou Shalt Not" didn't you understand?  -  God
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TomT
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Lynchburg, Virginia


« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2009, 06:57:51 AM »

It was almost 21 years ago when we were living in Corona CA, and I was working in Long beach. Well with the long commute on the 91 freeway, you had a lot of time to look around and you had the chance to see a little bit of everything.
Anyway, I think my favorite bumper stickers were:
#1  A small black (maybe 4"x6") with little white lettering that said "Nosy little Fu@&er aren't you?" Evil
#2 Was on a yellow Corvette, all supped up complete with Blower coming out of the hood. A typical Blond California girl driving it. I mean she was HOT!!! That sticker said "If you can catch me, you can eat me" Cheesy
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« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2009, 10:02:03 AM »

On a bumper sticker during the last election.

"America or Amerika, it's your choice." 
Afraid we made the wrong choice.  Embarrassed Hoser
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« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2009, 10:09:23 AM »

If you think healthcare is expensive now, just wait till its free.
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« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2009, 10:11:04 AM »

I have a t shirt with a picasso face that says :I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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