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Accounts Payable Administrator Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office Dasha Chekhov
Adopted son from Sweden Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit
Air-Quality Monitor Carmine Dioxide
Air Traffic Controller Ulanda U. Lucky
Airline Reservation Manager Will Price Randomly
Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor Rush Inuit
Alternative Fuel Consultant Amanda Livering Cole
Anger Management Consultant Joanne Slowburner
Appeals Specialist Bud Uronner
Appointment Secretary Stu Earley
Appointment Secretary II Amadeus O. Early
Arbitration Expert Viola Fuss
Art Critic Phyllis Steen
Art Critic (2) Dot Snice
Asphalt Contractor Luciano Pavearoadi
Assertiveness Training Coach Lois Steem
Assistant Customer Care Representive Kurt Reply
Asst. Directors of Computer Services Sy Burnett and Sy Quest
Assistant Director of Moral Support Hugo Gurll
Assistant Director of Strategic Planning Kent C. Detrees
Assistant Disciplinarian Joaquin D'Planque
Asst. Fleet Manager Lisa Carr
Asst. Transportation Coordinator Orson Buggy
Astoturf Installer Nomar Wheaton
Attorney General Janet Torino
Attorney General in charge of
Tobacco Settlements Hubert H. Humvee II
Audience Counter Hugh Wake
Audience Estimator Adam Illion
Audience Response Analyst Luke Warm
Australian Tour Guide Joaquin Matilda
Auto-Body Expert James Bondo
Automotive Finishes Consultant Rusty Steele
Automotive Medical Researcher Dr. Denton Fender
Automotive Registrar Megan Model
Auto Seat Tester Fitz Matush
Back Seat Driver Veronica Lizzioncourse
Bail Bond Provider Freida Gogh
Band Leader Sasha Noyes
Banker, Car Talk Plaza Poker Games Nikolai Putin
Bathroom Tile Installer Lotta Bullnose
Bedtime Storyteller Juan Zapata
Behavior Consultant Wyatt B. Hoovesia
Blues Coordinator Mahamadan Ptolemy
Bob Dylan Specialist I. Shelby Released
Bolt Tightener Tilda Plierslip
Bowling Coach Menachem Down
British Cutlery Specialist Sir Irving Spoon
British Doorman Isaiah Olchap
Boston Funeral Director Hadley Newham
Brother in the Military Major Payne-Diaz
Boston Traffic Director Laura Biden
Bunji Jumping Instructor Hugo First
Butler in Car Talk's Scotland Division Angus MacCoatup
Broadcast Philosopher Phillip Airtime
Caffeine Addiction Counselor Bruno Moore
Car Stereo Installer Carlos Antenna
Car Talk Bouncer Euripedes Ibreakayourface
Car Talk Ice Rink Manager Sam Boney
Car Talk Opera Critic Barbara Seville
Celebrity Consultants Richard Gere-Oil, Mick Jaguar
Chairman, Federal Lubrication Board Alan Greasepan
Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff John Shall-I-Pop-a-Wheelie
Chairman, Math Dept. Horatio Algebra
Chairman, Oral History Dept. Ira Caull
Chairman, Staff Physics Dept. Victor Analysis
Chairman, Underemployment Study Group Art Majors
Chicken Soup Provisioner Kent Hoyt
Chief Benefactor Myra Chunkle
Chief Estimator Edward James Almost
Chief Information Officer Otto Delupe
Chief Justice Harry Mental, aka Judge Mental
Chief Legal Counsel Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Chief Negotiator Bernadette Bridge
Chief of Stadium Seating for the Olympics Wayne Back
Chief Procrastinator Juan Menudo
Chief Procrastinator, Paris Office Jacques Hughes
Chief Procurement Officer Emma Chizzit
Chief of Tire Technology Yessir Itsaflat
Child Care Provider A. Hugh Nokitov
Child Development Expert Dr. Benjamin Spark
Child Transportation Specialist Minnie Van Driver
Children's Menu Adviser Bea Ferrone
Children's Sleepover Coordinator Amos Muhmahmi
Cleanliness Inspector Adolph Deflor
Climate Change Monitor Jillian Here
Clock Watcher Colette O'Day
Clothing Designer Hugh Jass
Co-Chairmen of Apathy Study Group Ben Thayer, Don Thatt
Collision Repair Specialist Jesse "The Body Shop" Ventura
Commencement Speaker Gladys Overwith
Communications Director George Stayontopothis
Communications Director II Noam Sayin
Compassion Coordinator Ophelia Paine
Complaint Line Operator Xavier Breath
Computer Hardware Specialist C. Colin Backslash
Conductor Emeritus, Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra Sludgy Ozawa
Conductor, Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra Philip Harmonic
Conflict Resolution Specialist Yvonne Apeesamey
Congressional Lobbyists Orrin Hatchback, Dan Rustencarski, Paul Simonize, B. F. Gingrich
Conservative Political Commentator Eileen Tudor-Wright
Conspiracy Theorist Nadia Belimi
Construction Manager Dustin Dubree
Coordinator, 12-Step Recovery Program Cody Pendant
Coordinator of Summer Visits to the Inlaws Don Juan-Gogh
Copyright Attorney Pat Pending
Corporate Spokesperson Hugh Lyon Sack
Credit Counselor Max Stout
Criminal Justic Expert Lauren Order
Cruise Activity Planner Eton Doolittle
Curator of Dionne Warwick Studies Isiah Lilprair
Curator of our French Armanents Exhibit Brittany Spears
Curator of Tom's Car Collection Rex Galore
Customer Car Care Representative Haywood Jabuzoff
Customer Greeter Mel Pugh
Daylight Savings Time Manager Konrad Adenauer
Defense Attorney Justin Volk V
Defense Attorney II Heronimus B. Blind
Defense Dept. Consultant Major Error
Dental Hygienist Ginger Vitis
Dermatologist for Teenagers Don Pickett
Desi Arnaz Biographer Ike Arumba
Dessert Chef Tyra Meesu
Director of Allergy Research Theresa Pollinating
Director of Alpine Choir O. Leo Lahey
Director of Automotive Security Boris Karlarm
Director, Automotive Recycling Center
(aka Junkyard) Ricardo Dismantleban
Director of Cadillac Steering Toulouse Toutrack
Director of The Car Talk Psychic Network La Toyota Jackson
Designer of Casual Clothing Line Noh Tie, Woo!
Director of Catering Russell Upsumgrub
Director of Clandestine Meetings Ron DesVue
Director of Cold Weather Starting Martina Neverturnover
Director of Computer Diagnostics Gus O'Genn
Director of Computer Services Dot Matrix
Director of Congressional Funding Fred Knott
Director of Country Music Stan Beyerman
Director of Deep Sea Research Marianna Trench
Director of Delicate Electronics Repair Anita Hammer
Director of Desert Food Supplies Sandy Berger
Director of Elder Affairs Al Takaka
Director of E-mail Responses Peggy Flaming
Director of Ethics & Honesty U. Lyon Sack
Director of Firestone Tire Recalls Ivana Michelin
Director of Gender Studies Amanda B. Reckondwyth
Director of Global Warming Nomar Winter
Director of Grad Student Transportation Iona Heap
Director of High-Speed Impact Studies Ricardo Montana-Bahn
Director of Italian Traffic Enforcement Noah U. Turna
Director of Intensive Care Unit
(The Picabo ICU) Picabo Street
Director of Jamaican Baseball Operations Reggae Jackson
Director of Japanese Cooling Systems Emperor Overhito
Director of Latin American Shameless Commerce Chico Maniorda
Director of Listener Support Noah Fundrive
Director of Lubrication Olive Presser
Director of Luxury Car Horns Toney Blare
Director of Long-Range Strategic Planning Kay Sera
Director of Monopoly Policy Juan Moorehouse
Director of New Product Repair Warren T. Mifutt
Director of Nutritional Supplements Rose Hips
Director of Pavlovian Research Isabelle Ringing
Director of Pedestrian Operations Carless Castenada
Director of Photography Len Scapon
Director of Positive Reinforcement A. Kurt Nod
Director of Pollution Control Maury Missions
Director of Purchasing Lois Bidder
Directors of Quality Control Les Thomas and Nomar Raymond
Director of Red Sox Themed Upholstery Nomar Car-seat-repairer
Director of Roadway Resurfacing Sylvia Pottholi
Director of Russian Rust Protection Yevgeny Primercoat
Director of Speed Bumps Slow-Me-Down Milosevic
Director of Sports Information Linus Scrimmage
Director of Staff Pay Increases Xavier Breath (assisted by Tony Von Thinkett!)
Director of Standard Time Red Auerbach
Director of Sycophantic Activities Eileen Yorway
Director of Three Stooges Studies Lee Eyeapoka
Director of Top Secret Strategy Donatello Nobatti
Director of Unsolicited Advice H. Ross Peugeot
Director of Upward Mobility
in Eastern Europe Zbigniew Chrysler
Director of Warm-Weather Programming Sumner Reruns
Distant Cousin in Mexico City Jaime Royal Payne Diaz
Divorce Attorney Carmine Nottyors
Document Security Expert from Jamaica Euripedes Upmann
Dope Slap Administrator Thad Hertz
Dougie's Live-in Fashion Improvement Coach Noah Vale
Downsizing Consultant Candace Guy
Drug Trials Specialist Placebo Domingo
Drycleaner Preston Creases
East Asian Used Car Expert Alexander Soldyernissan
Ebay Specialist Selma Junkoff
Electronics Technician Sammy Conductor
Elocution Coach Richard Shun (aka Dick)
Elvis Impersonator Amal Shookup
Emergency Preparedness Director Ron Lykell
Emergency Room Physician Henrietta Badclam
Emissions Tester Justin Hale VII (I, II,III, IV, V, VI may they RIP)
Empathy Coach Enzo Watt
Employee Morale Boosters Phil Lacrap and his brother Luke Lacrap
Employee Orientation Specialist Trudy Gauntlet
Employee Refrigerator Monitor Carmen Dating
Employee Terminator Laura Deboom
Engine Cooling Systems Manager Jean Claude Air Damme
Evasive Driving Instructor Vera Bruptly
Executive Coach Russell Papus
Executive Washroom Attendant Eustace Stahl
Exercise Guru Liza Round
Express Oil Change Provider Joaquin Joaquout
Fact Checker Ella Fynoe
Fashion Consultant Natalie Attired
Fashion Improvement Coach Noah Vale
Father-in-Law Liason Royal Payne Diaz
Financial Forecaster Lou Gubrious
Fleet Manager Oscar de la Rental
Footwear Consultant Susan Shocks
401 K Advisor Hugh Don Wannano
French Automotive Liaison Maurice Chevrolet
French Child Care Coordinator Gerard Diaperdoo
French Ford Expedition Driver Henri Rependent
French Vacation Specialist April Lynn Parris
Gambling Addiction Counselor Althea Andrasia
Gastroenterologist Cameron Diaz
Genetic Counselor in Rome Donna Maria Eucuzzin
German Interpreter Axel Hausen
Golf and Wine Correspondent Litre Vino
Gospel Choir Director Colin Response
Graduation Coordinators Val and Dick Torian
Grammar Consultant I.M. Shirley Wright
Greek Driving Instructor Adjustes Miros
Greek Insurance Estimator Costa Grand
Guest Accommodations The Horseshoe Road Inn
Guide to Rapid Sun Tanning Les Block
Gum Surgeon Perry O'Dontal
Hair I.M. Mr. Gigi
Hair Color Consultant Dewey R. Donti
Head of Alterations Toulouse Toulong
Head of Covert Operations Dinah Tell
Head of Division of Threat Assessment Ewen Whadarmy
Head of Bldgs. & Grounds Moe D'Lawn
Head of Personal Security C. Howie Run
Head of Security Barb Dwyer
Head of our Organ Donation Program Olivia McColon
Heads of Parts Dept. Al Lloyd Wheel, Constance Velocity
Head of Used Car Purchasing Ewell B. Hoffinett
Head of Working Mother Support Group Erasmus B. Dragon
Help Desk Coordinator Dan Difino
Help Line Coordinators Kara Lott-Knott, Don Bothermy
Holiday Decoration Specialist Aretha Holley
Horsepower Consultant Mr. Ed
Hospitality Director Doris Shutt
In-house Literary Critic Al Ligori
In-law Hospitality Provider Emile Endicott
Interior Decorator Perry Winkle
Interpretive Dance Instructor Tristan Schaut
Inventory Manager Mandalit Del Bar-Code
Iraqi Sales Director Aziz Nowarranty
Italian Conflict Resolution Specialists Hugh and Mia Donnagria
Italian Governess Donna Day Evvalurn
International Lubrication Experts C.V. Boutros Boutros Gali and Fidel Castrol
Japanese Chef Benny Honda
Jazz Music Coordinator Bertha Deblues
Jump Starting Expert Stan Wellback
Keeper of Bell Tower (Hatchback of Notre Dame) Quasi Automotive
Latin American Bullfighting Specialist Gordon Diaz
Latin American Trade Representative Noah Comprenday
Layoff Counselor Harry Verderchi
Leader of The Former Peugeot Dealers of America Support Group Eustace L. Emmons
Leo Tolstoy biographer: Warren Peace Author of Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace
Liaison to the British Isles Isaiah Oldchap
Liaison to the Space Program Roger Houston
Liaison Officer to Volvo & Renault Bjorne Toulouse
Libel Defense Director in Tokyo Sosumi Areti
Lighting Expert Shanda Lear
Literary Critics Ernest & Julio Hemingway
Loan Officer I.O. Silver
Locksmith Ernest & Eustace Nailfile
Long-Distance Truck Driver Etienne Wheeler
Loss Prevention Associate Natasha D'Merchandise
Lottery Ticket Coordinator Jason Rainbows
Manager of Automotive Accessories Francis Ford Cupholda
Manager of Car Talk
Capital Depreciation Fund Les Ismore
Manager of Cartalk.Com Cy Burnett
Manager, Car Talk Listeners Rebate Program Wendy Pigsfly
Manager, Donkey Based Video Equipment Cameron Diaz
Manager of Employee Refrigerator Carmen Dating
Manager of the Weekly Shrimp Buffet Sheldon Deveigned
Marine Biologist Frieda Wales
Marriage Counselor Marion Haste
Mechanic's Assistant Hannah Twomey
Montana Traffic Law Director Hugh Jim Bissell
Mortgage Loan Consultant Nora Lenderbee
Mother-in-Law Liason Stella Payne Diaz
Moving Van Driver Carrie Desofa
Museum Guide Desdamona Lisa
Musical Director Donna E. Mobile
Musical Theater Critic from the Bombay Office Jaswant Singh
Natural History Curator Willie Mammoth
New York-based Dispute Settlement Coordinator Hugh Talkinamee
Nutrition Consultants Eaton Wright and Liven Good
New Truck Reviewer Zbigniew Rigg
Night Club Manager Don Kashane
Official Football Widow Eliza Decouch
Official Spokesperson Howie Vasive
Official Spokesperson Lou Scannon
Ornithologist in Training Luke A. Boyd
Overnight Bus Driver Borden Drousy
Overseer of Florida Voting Practices Emmanuel Recount
Parking Attendant Rick O'Shea
Parole Officer Willy Bolt
Parts Inventory Manager Wayne Debach
Pastry Chef Edith Tu
Paternity Suit Researcher Oren Jewison
Pedestrian Advocate Jay Walker
Personal Hygiene Advisor from the Tokyo Office Oh Takashawa
Personal Makeup Artist Bud Tuggli
Personal Trainer Jim Shortz
Photographer F. Stop Fitzgerald
Plastic Surgeon Fay Swift
Poet Laureate Robert Defrost
Political Consultant Mark Iavelli
PR Director Bea Esser
Practical Joke Evaluator Odessa Goodwyn
Practical Joke Specialist Dietrich Iznotulaff
Prayer Coach Denise Hurt
Pre-show Caterers Giardia Brothers
President, Car Talk Hair Club for Men Emerson Fittibaldie (he's also a client)
President, Disgruntled Hatchback Owners Club Ivana Trunk
Press Secretary Don B. Zonozi
Producer's Office, Furnished by Rick Kleiner
Proof Reader Erin Spelling
Proprietor of Car Talk's men clothing store Euripedes Eumenedes
Pseudonym Consultant Norm De Plume
Public Opinion Pollster Paul Murky of Murky Research
Puerto Vallarta Transmission Specialist Synchro de Mayo
Puzzler Tester Otis S. Hard
Race Team Driver Andy Zoff
Rafting Guide Euphrates Rapids
Ranch Foreman Hyman Oldcowhand
Ratings Analysis Specialist Rita Menweip
Recently Discovered Uncle from Warsaw Zbigniew Payne Diaz
Receptionist Sedona Tush
Regional Director, Atlanta Frank Lee Scarlett
Reluctant Film Editor Francis Ford Cupholda
Rental Property Manager Ulysses Up
Rental Property Manager Condoleeza B. Broken
Repair Cost Consultant Bill M. Moore
Repo Agent Carmine Now
Rock and Roll Historian Bruce Wade Hughes
Rocket Scientist Chet Propeld
Rumanian Emissions Tester Vlad the Inhaler
Russian Chauffeur Picov Andropov
Russian Gas Station Attendant Phillip Antopitov
Russian Intern Igor Beaver
Russian Vacation Specialist Ivana Veekoff
Safety Officers Mort & Fay Tality
Sales Director Aziz Nowarranty
Sales Motivation Coach Norman Vincent Pealeout
Seafood Provisioner Howard E. Oysters
Seat Cushion Tester Mike Easter
Seating Consultant Rush Lumbar
Secretary of Pain Relief Les Aspirin
Secretary of Halogen Headlamps Made-A-Lane Allbright
Secretary of Photographic Reproduction Fresh Prince
Self Defense Instructor Nina Cahones
Self Esteem Coach Mia Culpa
Senior Accountant from the Paris Office Count De Monet
Senior Citizen Driving Instructor Tonya Blinkeroff
Senior Ornithologist Seymour Robbiins
Sexual Harrassment Intervention Counselor Pat McCann
Shop Foreman Luke Bizzy
Sidewalk Clothing Vendor Chip Pentz
Singing Urologist Urethra Franklin
Solicitor of New Ideas Obie Quiet
Soloists Kerry Oki, Victor Yugo
Spanish Gerentologist Senor Moment
Special Liaision to the California Energy Commission Tanya Lightov
Speech Pathologist Peter Aftermey
Speechwriter Audrey Marx
Spiritual Counselor Miss Dolly Lama
Sportsmanship Coach Ivan Youlose
Staff Activities Coordinator Dewey Hafta
Staff Acupuncturist O. Howard Hertz
Staff Advisor Judy Cyde
Staff Alpinist Arianna Topyet
Staff Archivist Bernadette File
Staff Author Four-Door Dostoevski
Staff Barber Buzz Wazleftov
Staff Bicycle Tester Maya Certz
Staff Bikini Waxer Harry Mouval
Staff Butler, from the Car Talk
Bombay Division Mahatma Coat
Staff Bouncer Euripedes Ibrakauface
Staff Carburetor Expert Leslie Stahl
Staff Cardiologist Angie O'Plasty
Staff Cat Feeder Ken Opener
Staff Chaperone Theresa Crowd
Staff Chaplain Neil Down
Staff Child Seat Tester Drew Lee Weiner
Staff Chiropractor Winston Paine
Staff Composers Gustav Muffler, Bela Cartok
Staff Cooks Al Dente, Sal Monella
Staff Copy Editor Adeline Moore
Staff Dermatologist Ivan Offalitch
Staff Dietician Norma Lee Chowen
Staff Disciplinarian Les Stern
Staff Disciplinarian II Tara Neuwon
Staff Disciplinarian III Juan Demerritt
Staff Dramatist Anton Chokeov
Staff Fact Checker Neera Nuff
Staff Forger Vera Similitude
Staff Gastroenterologist Dr. Louis Stuhls
Staff Geneticist Dr. Jean Poole
Staff Geographer Lorraine, Alsace
Staff Gossip Columnist. Bud Inski
Staff Grief Counselor Ariel Bummerman
Staff Groper Manny Rumsfeldt
Staff Historian Marsha Time
Staff Intern Lois Rung
Staff Intuitionist Ivan Inkling
Staff Kleptomaniac Heidi Silver
Staff Martini Mixer Oliver Twist
Staff Mediator Sue First
Staff Meteorologist Gail Storm
Staff Meteorologist from New Delhi Luke Audavindo
Staff Meteorologist from the Seattle Office Wayne Goaway
Staff Morticians Barry L. Plotz
Sven Didigo
Staff Nutritionist Arlene Menu
Staff Oral Historian Studds Tercel
Staff Physicist Moe Mentum
Staff Promotions Director Anita Buttkiss
Staff Psychologist Les Moody
Staff Reporters Walter Windshield, Walter Crankcase
Staff Sommelier Avery Goodyear
Staff Snowplow Driver Frasier Tushov
Staff Supervisor Mike Romanage
Staff Temporary Housing Specialist Condo Leaser Rice
Staff Urologist Willa Catheter
Staff Urologist II Pete Shedille
Standard Time Keeper Hans Auerbach
Station Identification Coordinator Avery Haffenauer
Statistician Marge Innovera
Studio Repair Technician Sloan Cranky
Summer Intern Gladys Overnow
Suppliers of Insurance to
Dewey, Cheetham and Howe C.F.I. Care
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop DeVille
Swedish Attorney Bjorn Liar
Swedish Pessimist Gunnar D. Daysr
Swing Dance Consultant Antonia Band-Era
Table Saw Operator Les Digits
Tactiturn Poet Kurt Rhymer
Tailor Euripedes Imenedes
Tax Consultant Lou Pole
Teenage Daughter Sasha Royal Payne Dias
Teenage Valet Lao Tse Parker
Telephone Complaint Taker Opal Lease
Telephone Solicitation Response Specialist Teresa Noboddihoum
Timing Director Benjamin Not-Yet-You-Yahoo!
Tom's Beard Cleaner Emile Initself
Tommy's Front Yard Designer Roxanne Debris
Tom's Personal Hygiene Coach Haseen Benisi
Tom's Personal Matchmaker Robin D'Craydell
Toto Payne Diaz Little Dog of Payne-Diaz family
Town Car Rear Seat Passenger Ralph Oliver
Town Criers Nina Clark and
Alice Well
Traffic Reporter U.B. Crawlin
Transcriber Diana Boredom
Transgender Studies Expert Ben Her
Transportation Coordinator Rick Shaw
Travel Agent Lois Faire
Travel Agent, Bombay Office Vishnu Verhere
Two Year Old Ariel Payne Diaz
Urgent Response Coordinator Candace Waite
Used Car Salesman Alexis Itznot
Vehicle Preservation Specialist Cosmo Lean
Videographer, Tel Aviv Office Schlomo Replay
Wardrobe Assistant Joaquin Closet
Wardrobe Consultant Natalie Attired
Wine Taster from the Abu Dhabi Office Hassen Ben Sober
