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Author Topic: Now don't go getting your panties in a bunch, it's just a joke.  (Read 1308 times)
Skinhead
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Troy, MI


« on: July 10, 2009, 04:43:10 PM »

 Thanks to Obama, Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past.

 They have always been beyond my means but I took out a Cadillac
 Escalade last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
 
 
 The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options.
 
 The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt
 in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
 
 
 I stated the car must be a Republican car.
 
 He asked why I thought it was a Republican car.

 I explained if it were a Democratic car the seats would blow smoke up your a$s year round.
 2funny
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J. A. B. O. A.

Troy, MI


« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 04:56:03 PM »

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgous woman sitting at the bar.  He walks over, strikes up a conversation, and buys her a drink.

He asks her name and she says "Carman."

"That's a beautiful name for a beautiful lady" he says.

"Oh, that's not the name I was given at birth, as I got older I changed it and named myself after the things I love most, Cars and men." says she.

"What a coinidence," he says, "I did the same thing.  My names BJsTi+sandGolf!"
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Any day that you ride is a good day!

Moneta, VA


« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 04:59:13 PM »

Thanks to Obama, Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past.

 They have always been beyond my means but I took out a Cadillac
 Escalade last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
 
 
 The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options.
 
 The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt
 in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
 
 
 I stated the car must be a Republican car.
 
 He asked why I thought it was a Republican car.

 I explained if it were a Democratic car the seats would blow smoke up your a$s year round.
 2funny



Well................ I for one AM HIGHLY OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!!!   Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin

Everyone knows that democrats wouldn't build cars.

Oh wait, they are in the car business now............. ooops my bad.   uglystupid2  uglystupid2  uglystupid2  uglystupid2  uglystupid2


BTW:

How did the rest of your ride go?
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Skinhead
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J. A. B. O. A.

Troy, MI


« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 06:24:06 PM »


How did the rest of your ride go?

Mark,

The rest of the ride went great, got home safe.  Thanks again for the tour, we'll be back and the next time I'm in your neck of the woods, I hope to meet more of the Virgins, I mean Virginians.  (although virgins would be nice too).
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3fan4life
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2009, 06:48:14 PM »

 cooldude Great, I'll be glad to hook up and ride with you guys anytime!  cooldude


And, I would like to see some more Virginians join the ride next time.



But as far as the Virgins are concerned.............. Well.............


 


Be Honest, Which one would you rather Ride??
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2009, 11:06:19 AM »

The only thing that the Obama admin. will build is a larger goverment Sad Sad
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