Thursday Thoughts... Late Edition

[kiwi#9582]

A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house. She approaches him in a most provocative manner and says, "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?"  in a soft sweet voice.
 
Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No."
 

Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
 

Then stepping closer in, she asks in a low sexy voice, "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?"
 

Intrigued, he answers "Uh, no."

She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into the waistband of her slacks and, ever so slowly, removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
 

"Now," she says as she leans down and whispers, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
 
Totally confused and excited he stammers, "No-o-o-o-o."
 

"Well then,"  she whispers in his ear,  "Go look in the garage."

[john]

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        that ain't funny       

[LandElephant]

If you want to ride, just set up a time and place and post it on this board.  If people want to ride they will respond.  I'm always up for a ride but as of lately I have been working some incredibly long hours.

Every 3rd Thursday there is a dinner meeting somewhere in the Houston area as well as the Texas ride in is next weekend.

Again post a time and place and see who shows up. Doesn't have to be a formal ride.

Charlie Morse
Land Elephant

Presently residing in Angleton TX

[kiwi#9582]

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        that ain't funny       

This didn't hit home, did it????   

[kiwi#9582]

If you want to ride, just set up a time and place and post it on this board.  If people want to ride they will respond.  I'm always up for a ride but as of lately I have been working some incredibly long hours.

Every 3rd Thursday there is a dinner meeting somewhere in the Houston area as well as the Texas ride in is next weekend.

Again post a time and place and see who shows up. Doesn't have to be a formal ride.

Charlie Morse
Land Elephant

Presently residing in Angleton TX

I am going to miss that ride again!!!!  Had it on my calendar, but something came up!!!  Try NEXT year again.   Thanks for the reminder.  Everyone ride safe and enjoy.  Hopefully the weather will be with you, too.