Link to a story I posted on the main board. Didn't want to hijack Bert's joke.

[John Schmidt]

It brought back some memories for me as well. I don't mind sharing a couple more humorous items, but only in private. Suffice it to say...it's often the male side of a marriage that's caught playing around. Not so in my case, but I made it "memorable" for both parties....actually all three.    Especially since I was holding the "royal flush"....as it were!

http://www.valkyrieforum.com/bbs/index.php/topic,67288.0.html

[Bert AKA,Valkaholic]

Hey John,That Was Jeff's Joke. I Don't Post Jokes But I Do Read Them.