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kiwi#9582
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« on: August 10, 2009, 02:11:56 PM » |
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Fishing
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
'We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife' said one of the Mounties.
'Tell me! Did you find her?' the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other.
One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
> Which do you want to hear first?
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, 'Give me the bad news first.'
The Mounties said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the
bay.'
Oh my God!' exclaimed the husband.
> Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the good news?'
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The Mountie continued, 'When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs
and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.'
Stunned, the husband demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the great news?'
> The Mountie said, 'We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.'
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2009, 05:09:22 PM » |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 07:35:43 PM » |
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Don't encourage me.... I tend to post more...  |
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Super Santa
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VRCC #27029
Houston, Texas
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2009, 06:25:35 AM » |
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Come on, Kiwi, we can take it.
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Michael K (Az.)
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"You have to admire a healthy tomatillo!"
Glendale, AZ
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2009, 08:02:27 AM » |
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I KNOW Early Bird can take it. He put up with my snoring at INZANE!!  |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2009, 02:28:05 PM » |
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OK.... no giving away secrets..... you know how rumors grow..... |
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QOTFU
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2009, 05:09:33 PM » |
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You guys are SICK! But I do like crab! Seriously, back in the late 1980's I was in San Diego and I was taking a morning stroll along the beach and there was a woman floating in the water..... she had been out there since the evening before. I won't get into the details..... but the fish had had a feast on her. One of those moments I'll never forget........  |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2009, 06:04:50 PM » |
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Sorry... that is not nice... I have some law enforcement stories....  |
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