Warren, Iowa no allow Swamp Rats, or non Potty Trained Cajuns, so you will have to find another route.
Sorry Bro, & I can't get it into Court in time for a variance, but have a safe ride.
Maybe I could get a waiver if ya can correctly answer this question.
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when he goes splat on a windshield?
Come back for the answer after Warren responds...
