fiddle mike
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Corpus Christi, TX
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« on: August 13, 2009, 08:06:32 PM » |
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A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on cows, the rancher says to Amy,
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I will drive a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cows stall is in the barn.Please show him where the cow is when he gets here,OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artifiical insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn.They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, "Tell me lady,cause i'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"
"That's simple",she said "By the nail that's over it's stall," she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"
The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."
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