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Author Topic: Do elephants really have a good memory???  (Read 1176 times)
John Schmidt
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« on: January 31, 2015, 08:11:35 PM »

In 1982, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College.
 
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.  The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully.
 
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.  As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.  Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with his family.  As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his family were standing. 
 
The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.  The elephant did that several times, then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1982, Joe could not help wondering if this was the same elephant...  Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way ​ ​into the enclosure.  He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
 
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Joe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably not the same elephant.   Roll Eyes 2funny
 
This is for everyone who sends those lousy heart-warming stories.
 
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FloridaValkRyder
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2015, 06:03:26 AM »

Wow John....didn't see that coming. Having a bad day???  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2015, 06:38:40 AM »

Naw, just thought the punch line was hilarious. I guess people don't like elephant jokes.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2015, 06:47:29 AM »

Ha! Ha! Ha! Cracked me up......
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2015, 05:06:57 PM »

Geez John, I didn't see that one coming either, but I'm still chuckling.
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