Wednesday Wierdness..... Early Edition

[kiwi#9582]

A U.S. Marine  squad was marching north of
Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi  terrorist, badly injured and
unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine
in a similar but less serious  state. The Marine was conscious and
alert and as first aid was  given to both men, the squad leader
asked  the injured Marine what  had happened.



The Marine reported, "I was  heavily armed and  moving north
along the highway here, and coming  south was a  heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and both  took cover in the ditches along the
road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein  was a miserable, lowlife scum
bag who got what he deserved, and he  yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a
fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal  drunk who doesn't know how to
drive.  So I said that Osama Bin  Laden dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!



He  retaliated by yelling,  "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy
Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road,
shaking hands,  when a truck hit  us." 

[Karen]

Keep 'em coming, I scared folks when I guffawed. Thank you!

[roboto65]

 

[kiwi#9582]

Thanks... how about Friday Finnies?????