I've been BANNED from the Red Lobster!!.....

[Stanley Steamer]

well....not really....I only ate 95 shrimp tonight....Abby got tired of waiting on them to bring me more.... .....they kept getting SLOWER and SLOWER the more I ordered....I think they were giving me some hints??....They were real polite and several told me goodnight and thanks for coming.....Abby said that was code for get the 7734 out of here!!.... ....I could have beaten my record of 125 if she'd have been more patient....she said we had to come home and let the dog out since we've been gone all day....

Heck of a deal for $15.99.....all you can eat shrimp, a baked potato, salad, and I ate about 4 of those cheddar biscuits....I've got to keep up my atheletic figure you know!!......

[Sludge]

LOL!

[Sharkey]

Steamer, you remind me of a friend of mine. He got us thrown out of a all you can eat Chinese food buffet.
"You leave now, you no come back no more" She didn't charge us just run us out the door. Picture small Chinese woman probably 4 foot 9 about 90 pounds chasing two 6 foot 5 300 pounders out of a restaurant.

[bsnicely]

You didn't have desert?  You were eatin lite!!

[Stanley Steamer]

Steamer, you remind me of a friend of mine. He got us thrown out of a all you can eat Chinese food buffet.
"You leave now, you no come back no more" She didn't charge us just run us out the door. Picture small Chinese woman probably 4 foot 9 about 90 pounds chasing two 6 foot 5 300 pounders out of a restaurant.

That would have been a sight to see!!....I was told when I had eaten 125 once, that it wasn't the record....but then, I wasn't trying to beat it.....

When I was attending UGA back in the early 90's, a bunch of my friends and a few of the 2nd string football players ,went to an steak/seafood buffet here in town...I was the smallest guy there and only weighed about 160lbs at that time....I was the last Man "standing"....you had to walk up a STEEP hill to leave the place, but it had handrails on both sides...those guys were pulling themselves up with their arms....a couple got so sick that they never went back....LMAO.....one of my buddies stood up about halfway through the meal and started jumping up and down....he said he was "packing" it all down to make room for more......

[Stanley Steamer]

You didn't have desert?  You were eatin lite!!

eat dessert at a restaurant....I had planned on stopping at Ingles on the way home for a Pepperidge farm chocolate cake, but Abby reminded me I had a half gallon of chocolate, low-fat ice cream here at home....I'm about to dig into some!!...

[2tonevalk]

Stanley quit lyin to these boys.  You know you got throwed out for pullin out your tally whacker and yellin  "We need some service over here!!!".  Who do you think you are Reese Bobby??????    

[Printer Mike]

There's a restaurant called, "Captain Billy's Seafood" that's right up the street from my print shop.  Years ago, a wirey Austrailian talking young man that worked for me went up there for lunch. Having never tried the place I asked him how he liked it. He said Captain Billy was smiling ear to ear when he got there but wasn't smiling after his third trip to the all you can eat bar.