Summer classes

[Misfit]

SUMMER Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Thursday August 20 , 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
 
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
 
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.




Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
 

[Whistler]

Misfit, It was a pleasure meeting you at Frisco, I wish we had gotten a chance to ride together before your most assuredly early demise!  One point I see is you are going to need more instructors or bigger classes!!!    Oh and put your helment on NOW, watch out for frying pans!    LOL!!     JDW

[sugarbee]

You better watch your back, LOL

[motomama]

Quick question, Damon...Did you show this list to Kim and how did she respond?  

[Varmintmist]

That just went nationwide..... 

[Michael K (Az.)]

Kim's gonna love that one, yea Buddy!!

[Misfit]

Misfit, It was a pleasure meeting you at Frisco, I wish we had gotten a chance to ride together before your most assuredly early demise!  One point I see is you are going to need more instructors or bigger classes!!!    Oh and put your helment on NOW, watch out for frying pans!    LOL!!     JDW

I look forward to riding with you one day. If I survive.

[Misfit]

Quick question, Damon...Did you show this list to Kim and how did she respond?  

Are you kiddin me!! I know which side my breads buttered on.

[Misfit]

You better watch your back, LOL

Easy Donna. It was a joke, and I heard it from Rusty!!

[Normandog]

here and build me a shop, I won't tell Kim about this.     

[Misfit]

here and build me a shop, I won't tell Kim about this.     

You mean to tell me that all I have to do is drive 1500 miles one way, build you a shop, and drive 1500 miles home to avoid the wrath of my wife? Let me tell you something. I have never been known as the sharpest knife in the drawer but I do know a good deal when I see one. Sign me up.