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Author Topic: Joke.... Relax it's a joke  (Read 916 times)
NiteRiderF6
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Doug n Stacy

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« on: September 04, 2009, 10:16:43 AM »

A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly..

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and  acted  as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the   front page... so, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

 The biker replies, "I'm a  U.S. Marine and a Republican."

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:

" U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"



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Sludge
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Roaring River, NC


« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 11:05:00 AM »

LOL aint it the truth!


Semper Fi!
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TearlessTom
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Spanish Fort, AL.


« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 11:29:12 AM »

LOL aint it the truth!


Semper Fi!

I will 2nd that.
As an Ex-Cop I can remember reading stories in the Newspaper of cases that I had worked and knew the details of intimately.

I didn't recognize the details of the story until either the location or a name was stated.  There were NO SHREDS OF THE TRUTH TO BE FOUND!

I now only use the newspaper to train puppies and to wrap fish. That seems to be the only use I can find for them. Cry

Tom
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suthrncop
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 05:47:48 PM »

Now THAT"S FUNNY!!
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