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« on: August 31, 2015, 01:57:45 PM » |
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I was working on a 1953 Elgin outboard I am restoring, rebuilt the ignition system, new coils points and condensers. To make a long story short, got it together and was checking the spark, hooked one wire to a plug and spun it over, great fat blue spark. But in my haste the other wire was hanging down from the motor right next to the zipper of my pants, that one apparently had a good spark also. Hope the neighbors were not listening, as I learned some new words.  |
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_Sheffjs_
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Jerry & Sherry Sheffer
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2015, 02:15:29 PM » |
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Bronxboy
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2015, 02:23:30 PM » |
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Make sure u try that thing out, it may have become bionic  And if turns Green look out. |
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2015, 02:29:53 PM » |
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TJ
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2015, 03:22:19 PM » |
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Double OUCH.....  |
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2015, 03:39:01 PM » |
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Bill we are laughing WITH you not AT you.  |
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FloridaValkRyder
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If your offended , you need a history lesson!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2015, 04:16:08 PM » |
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Bill we are laughing WITH you not AT you. What he said Bill.... Priceless...but at Bill's expense, shame, shame... |
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I still miss her.
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Grumpy
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2015, 04:21:25 PM » |
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I learned , don't do that chit again.
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2015, 05:08:26 PM » |
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Is that what they mean when referring to "The Awakening?" Reminds me of when I was a young kid, got my jeans caught trying to climb over an electric fence. When I peed I felt every drop for the next two weeks.  |
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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2015, 05:55:31 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2015, 06:04:44 PM » |
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Gees Bill, that'll leave a mark.
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2015, 06:22:52 PM » |
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Am remembering those classic words from "Young Frankenstein"
"It's alive!......It's Aliiiiivvvvveeeeeee!"
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2015, 06:25:36 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2015, 05:32:42 PM » |
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Am remembering those classic words from "Young Frankenstein"
"It's alive!......It's Aliiiiivvvvveeeeeee!"
No worries there, since what can't get up, can't get out! (Disclaimer: while I have no personal experience with things that can't get up, I also don't know about Grumpy's ability for making things rise, and yes, while we were roomies on a trip to inZane, it wasn't that kind of roomie)  Also, I learned the hard way that peeing on an electric fence is not a good thing. Don't ask about that either.  |
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The key thing is to wake up breathing! All the rest can be fixed. (Except Stupid - You can't fix that)
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_Sheffjs_
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2015, 06:05:52 PM » |
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Am remembering those classic words from "Young Frankenstein"
"It's alive!......It's Aliiiiivvvvveeeeeee!"
No worries there, since what can't get up, can't get out! (Disclaimer: while I have no personal experience with things that can't get up, I also don't know about Grumpy's ability for making things rise, and yes, while we were roomies on a trip to inZane, it wasn't that kind of roomie) Also, I learned the hard way that peeing on an electric fence is not a good thing. Don't ask about that either. Tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi |
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Grumpy
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« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2015, 07:37:57 PM » |
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I mentioned to the wife, I had some thing she would get a charge out of. Damm near had to sleep on the couch.
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. |
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Bert AKA,Valkaholic
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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2015, 09:35:42 PM » |
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Ouch , I Think I Am Feeling Your Pain !
I'm Sure It Didn't Take Long You Figure Out What Was Happening !
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Life Is A Highway, I Wanna Ride It All Night Long !
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