Or.....dream you're an old 3 cyl. Saab with the 2-stroke engine. Then all you have to print on it is ring-ding-ding-ding surrounded by a bunch of oily smoke. Anybody asks what it is, just tell them "I'm a Saab."

The fan on those things looked like an old converted floor fan, wire grid and all. Was a riot to watch them at the drag strip, we'd jump on our pit scooter and beat it to the end.
