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« on: September 16, 2009, 06:35:54 AM » |
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When you're from the country ~ you look at things a little bit differently . . . . .
A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.
"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard, Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Pa?"
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "Yeah, you would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't rightly know how much he gets for Howard."
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ChromeDome
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 06:38:28 AM » |
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JimL
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 06:39:45 AM » |
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 06:40:00 AM » |
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 06:42:15 AM » |
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Good one. I personally use a floating rate based on each individual case. You see, women are like beer, they're all good, but some are just better than others.  |
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 06:49:00 AM » |
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Good one. I personally use a floating rate based on each individual case. You see, women are like beer, they're all good, but some are just better than others. My uncle once told me...the worst sex you ever had, if you think about it, really wasn't all that bad.  |
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 08:08:19 AM » |
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Is Howard a Republican or Democrat? Could make a difference on the fees!  hoser There, now it's political! |
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I don't want a pickle, just wanna ride my motor sickle  [img width=300 height=233]http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/ |
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 09:38:10 AM » |
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Good stuff....
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Any day that you ride is a good day!
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 11:11:24 AM » |
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