Kansas

[Jack]

raymond, whats going on up there?  Run out of motels?

http://www.kansas.com/197/story/970373.html

WICHITA — A man and woman decided to give the phrase "dumpster diving" a new twist over the weekend, crawling inside one on North Waco so they could be alone.

But while they were engaged in what Wichita police described as "an intimate moment," they were robbed by a man armed with a pocket knife.

It all unfolded shortly after 6 p.m. Saturday in the 700 block of North Waco, police said, when the man and woman, both 44, crawled into a dumpster for privacy.

A short time later, a 59-year-old man and his 64-year-old companion interrupted the couple inside the dumpster.

With the older man encouraging him, the 59-year-old man pulled out a pocket knife and took shoes, jewelry and the 44-year-old man's wallet.

Police were notified, and officers found the two suspects a short time later. The stolen property was recovered.

[Jack]

And here is one for TJ in Florida:

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/20940854/detail.html

Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75

OCALA, Fla. -- Police pulled over and arrested a naked man riding a motorcycle on I-75 in central Florida early Tuesday morning.

Marion County Sheriff’s Capt. Moshoji Rolls spotted J. Dante Krauss, 45, on a silver motorcyle on the interstate, wearing only his birthday suit.

"I thought the driver of the motorcycle was not wearing clothing," Rolls said.

The deputy decided to follow the naked biker.

When Krauss ran a red light, Rolls pulled him over.

Video from a dashboard camera showed Rolls questioning Krauss.

When asked where he had been, Krauss stated, "I don’t know." Also, Krauss admitted he had been drinking and Rolls said there was a mild odor of alcohol emitting from him and his eyes were watery and bloodshot.

"I'm just trying to figure out why you don’t have any clothes on," the deputy said.

"Me too," Krauss replied.

"The defendant could not explain why he was not wearing any clothing," said Judge Cochran, Marion County Public Information Officer.

After field sobriety test was conducted, Krauss was placed under arrest and transported to the Marion County jail.

The sheriff's office said the incident is the fifth DUI for Krauss, who was released from the Marion County Jail Tuesday afternoon.