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Author Topic: Mother of all jokes...not valk related  (Read 1282 times)
godfire
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« on: September 17, 2009, 10:35:35 AM »

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of   tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos.  They start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son Mohammed.  He would have been 24 years old now.'

'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.

He's a martyr now though' mum confides.

'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would have been 21.'

'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'.

'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.

'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby.  My beautiful Ahmed.  He would have been 18, she whispers.

'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school'

'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

 

'They blow up so fast, don't they...' 2funny
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 12:14:16 PM »

It would really be funny if it didn't have a ring of truth to it! Cheesy
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