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_Sheffjs_
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Jerry & Sherry Sheffer

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« on: May 02, 2016, 01:55:27 PM »
The people in the office do not understand motorcycle riders or I don’t understand kinky ----  

So Clint sends me my latest special request farkle and I open it and smile from ear to ear, see pic.  
Later a few are in my office and someone picks it up and places it in a specific spot and says hummmm we never knew. Massive laughter finally dies down and I explain how it opens to reveal the package inside. Now laughter is uncontrollable.   After some time I explain what it is really for.  

Maybe Mr. Clint Peters needs to add a leather string and sell some at Inzane. I wonder if he ever thought his product would be classified as such.  
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Grumpy
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2016, 02:05:48 PM »
You are a sick puppy  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2016, 02:19:27 PM »
 2funny 2funny
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2016, 03:48:10 PM »
As Johnny Carson pointed out, you take the fork in the road to avoid getting your slawson cut off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQzC1VKLoQ

Or you wear a studded codpiece to protect against an unfortunate highside slide down the pavement on your slawson.
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larue
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2016, 03:48:16 PM »
Just another day at the office
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2016, 04:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Grumpy on May 02, 2016, 02:05:48 PM
You are a sick puppy  Grin

Not me Grumps. It never occurred to me and prolly never would have.  A performing arts hall mind you. The women can be just as bad.   
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2016, 05:38:18 PM »
theatre people think outside the box or frame it.     Evil  2funny  coolsmiley  Shocked  Wink  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2016, 05:39:48 PM »
Actually.....look at the second photo again....looks like a leather toilet seat.
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2016, 04:20:54 AM »
Got to love it Grin
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2016, 01:50:28 PM »
I'm calling shenanigans! That hole is too big to cover the equipment it needs to cover!
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2016, 04:34:34 PM »
Quote from: Moofner on May 04, 2016, 01:50:28 PM
I'm calling shenanigans! That hole is too big to cover the equipment it needs to cover!

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Valkahuna
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2016, 11:03:36 PM »
It would never work for that. The hole is too small. Roll Eyes Embarrassed
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2016, 03:04:35 AM »
Quote from: Valkahuna on May 04, 2016, 11:03:36 PM
It would never work for that. The hole is too small. Roll Eyes Embarrassed

Pfffft. Leather looks better with a tight fit. You just gotta take your time and keep pushing. Nice and snug is way better than loose and flappy!
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