" I also go out to the desert." .... was always my favorite

A friend at work and his family did one of those epic cross-country in
a motorhome for several weeks things a couple of years ago.
He's a big shooter... he took his guns with them instead of leaving them
in his empty house. He told me stories about stopping in the middle of nowhere
in the desert where you can see in every direction for miles and miles. He'd
just get out and start shooting...
-Mike