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Author Topic: HAVING A BALL (OR TWO) AT THE TESTICLE FESTIVAL  (Read 1462 times)
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Jack

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« on: August 03, 2016, 12:46:39 PM »

All right all of you "HARD CORE BIKERS" that have been to this festival before, fess up  laugh 2funny

Listening to the radio station the other day and they were talking about this event, first time I heard of it but I remembered some of our group talking about "Bulls Balls" as an appetizer, so I decided to look it up and share it   Grin

Here is a link for some funny reading

http://www.vice.com/read/having-a-ball-or-two-at-the-montana-testicle-festival-999

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flsix
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2016, 01:45:47 PM »

I think I could have gone the rest of the week without knowing about this extravaganza. 2funny 2funny
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2016, 02:18:53 PM »

I'm going.......    Cheesy Cheesy
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Jack

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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2016, 02:32:37 PM »

I think I could have gone the rest of the week without knowing about this extravaganza. 2funny 2funny

I just thought I would share  Grin

I'm going.......    Cheesy Cheesy


Ohhhhhhhh..............  So this is what it takes to get you out of hiding  coolsmiley crazy2  laugh2funny
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2016, 02:33:01 PM »

 cooldude  I attended one of the first "Rocky Mountain Oyster Runs" in Severance, CO at Bruce's Bar. I used to eat them often when I was stationed in WY, if you can get by what they are then you are in for a great treat. In my opinion they are better than chicken nuggets, they are cut thinly, then dipped, breaded and fried usually served with cocktail sauce LOL roostertail sauce (pun intended). Anyhow, thanks for posting Jack, I tried to talk my better half into going next year (crickets chirping), she is not a fan!  LOL!!   Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2016, 03:42:03 PM »

Hahahaha I better stay quite  uglystupid2
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2016, 05:26:42 PM »

Don't need to go to Montana, just look for some Smoky Mountain Oysters up yonder. Same thing, only closer to home. My sis-in-law likes to eat them, said every time she would bite into one or cut it up with her knife, said she would toast her ex.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2016, 05:52:17 PM »

There good with Anchovies  Wink
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Jack

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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2016, 07:25:28 PM »

Don't need to go to Montana, just look for some Smoky Mountain Oysters up yonder. Same thing, only closer to home. My sis-in-law likes to eat them, said every time she would bite into one or cut it up with her knife, said she would toast her ex.  Roll Eyes

Yes John, but there is a little more to the festival other than just eating the oysters, did you get to read the names of the competitions  Evil
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2016, 08:09:55 PM »

I went to some thing like that years ago in southern Il, but it was the Turkey testicle festival, same just smaller nuts.  2funny
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2016, 10:04:08 PM »

Uh huh.....sounds like "Loads" of fun  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2016, 04:27:51 AM »

Actually the Mooner and I have been to this place.  It is not far from his brother's out in Helmville, MT we got there the day after the festival ended.  Its a hole in the wall place, bought a video and it is really raunchy what they do, would embarrass some of the Bike Week crew.  We did try bull testicals, fried up and I have to say they were not bad at all LOL  crazy2
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2016, 07:00:32 AM »

Yeah there not bad, I even bought a sack to go  cooldude
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2016, 08:21:20 AM »

Fightclub quote:

"Monk had ***** tits."

*Sadness*   Cry
Nice to see they went to a good home.

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Jack

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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2016, 01:56:34 PM »

Actually the Mooner and I have been to this place.  It is not far from his brother's out in Helmville, MT we got there the day after the festival ended.  Its a hole in the wall place, bought a video and it is really raunchy what they do, would embarrass some of the Bike Week crew.  We did try bull testicals, fried up and I have to say they were not bad at all LOL  crazy2




Aaahhhhaaaaaaaa........  I knew someone would have been there, thanks for stepping up to the plate  cooldude Grin


Maybe you should bring that video to the next meet and greet    Evil laugh 2funny
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« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2016, 02:04:58 PM »

I will look for it and take it to Rick and Kristie's LOL
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« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2016, 05:14:31 PM »

Like I said....Sounds like "Loads" of fun. Have to run "balls to the wall" to get there, just to be next to an a$$ hole the whole time and all for a "sack" lunch. Are you "Nuts"? 
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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2016, 05:51:35 PM »

Pappy you're having way too much fun with this Grin
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« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2016, 07:14:39 PM »

Like I said....Sounds like "Loads" of fun. Have to run "balls to the wall" to get there, just to be next to an a$$ hole the whole time and all for a "sack" lunch. Are you "Nuts"? 
That is whats in the bag, Nuts  uglystupid2
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