No sex after surgery.

[John Schmidt]

A recent article in the West Australian newspaper reported that a woman, Mrs. Maynard, has sued a Perth Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied: "Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."   

[WoodyFL]

 

[Bronxboy]

Hahahaha

[Flrider]

 

 I Love it.

Good one John.

When I first read the title, I thought of your upcoming surgery. 

[John Schmidt]

You should have seen the woman's picture that came with that note. I probably would have asked for the cataracts back.  

[Chrisj CMA]

A few more beers will fix that

[John Schmidt]

A few more beers will fix that

What's the old saying: At 2:00 they look like a 10, and at 10:00 they look like a 2.   

Chris, you'd laugh at my wife and me. We get a single glass of beer sometimes when we're out for a bite to eat....we split the glass and there's always some left. The only thing heavy about our drinking is the weight of the mug. 

[Farside]

  too funny.