"Death from Above!" (that's just how we roll here in Texas....)

[Daniel Meyer]

A women hears burglers at her doorstep...

"I made it to the backdoor, climbed a tree and onto the roof," Paula Ollie
said afterward. "I went to the front of the house and yelled 'Death from
above!' and started throwing the pool balls."

Ollie said she was accurate.

http://www.star-telegram.com/804/story/1648409.html

[Joe Hummer]

It isn't too often you have a reporter with a sense of humor. 

The last line from the article:

"And within a few minutes, she ran the table on them."

Love it!!

Joe

[fiddle mike]

>"We recommend that people call 911 if they see strangers at their home," North Richland Hills investigator Keith Bauman said.<
When seconds count the cops are only minutes away.

Corpus Christi KIII-TV reported that a man shot an intruder, then his wife beat same with a 2x4.  It was the third night in a row they'd been burgled.