A Friday Funny

[ChromeDome]

Watch out for this one!

Please tell your male friends, etc. shopping at Home Depot about this scam!

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner, with their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet...!!

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th. Also, September 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Big Lots and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot..... Watch out for this one!

[Charlie]

Hey Bro, I really appreciate your concern, but I think, under those circumstances, I can take care of myself (along with them).  To those of you who can't, let me know and I will ride with you when you go to Home Depot.

See ya later, I got some wood to purchase!!

[CajunRider]

Hey Bro, I really appreciate your concern, but I think, under those circumstances, I can take care of myself (along with them).  To those of you who can't, let me know and I will ride with you when you go to Home Depot.

See ya later, I got some wood to purchase!!

I need a few supplies from Home Depot... would you be willing to ride down to Louisiana to protect me???    

[PAVALKER]

Heck..... I thought the Friday Funny was that Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize......   

But I might have to stop in and check out Home Depot......

[Oss]

did they look like this?

My beer keeps dissapearing from the fridge. thought maybe its the same gang of desperados

Keep a sharp look out boys

[Charlie]

Hey Bro, I really appreciate your concern, but I think, under those circumstances, I can take care of myself (along with them).  To those of you who can't, let me know and I will ride with you when you go to Home Depot.

See ya later, I got some wood to purchase!!

I need a few supplies from Home Depot... would you be willing to ride down to Louisiana to protect me???    

Only if we have to make numerous trips (and the scammers look like Oss's post!).