WARNING!!! BIKE PORN do not look if easily offended

[Flrider]

So I present to you a new and unique mod to the Valkyrie





Some people have a vivid imagination and can't help themselves so they have to share 

Guess who's bike this is???











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Yup, Steve is the mastermind behind this clever mod, I guess this is what happens when you retire and have time to think about what else to do to your bike 

Thanks Steve, had a good laugh today 

[Jess from VA]

But do they twirl in opposite directions?

[Flrider]

77 Views and 1 response, if they were chrome I think there would be more people chimming in.  

[_Sheffjs_]

Maybe hard to say something with out getting in trouble.  Not with Steve mind you.   

[Tourus]

      Jack, I'm glad you could see the humor here . Retirement does allow you to look at things differently and since those babies were beginning to sag I had ordered new ones prior to the ride  . Now lets remove the word PORN and add the word BODY ART I'm sorry but no twirling in different directions but maybe someone could post that, just to make sure it's possible

It was great riding and seeing you guys, and a few I never met, also wish I could have talked to everyone but so many there it didn't happen.
Ride safe,
Steve 

[Flrider]

Maybe hard to say something with out getting in trouble.  Not with Steve mind you.  

Well Jerry, they could at least say "I am offended by it" and we could read between the lines  

     Jack, I'm glad you could see the humor here . Retirement does allow you to look at things differently and since those babies were beginning to sag I had ordered new ones prior to the ride  . Now lets remove the word PORN and add the word BODY ART I'm sorry but no twirling in different directions but maybe someone could post that, just to make sure it's possible

Steve  

Would body art be considered politically correct?

Hey, just thinking that maybe you can get a helmet that matches those babies 

When I retire I want to think like you do.....  Maybe
 

[Tourus]

     I don't know about policially correct but with Valentines Day coming up I bet those sparkly heart shaped things with the tassels will be flying off the self.  Cafe risqué may sell them, some of you seem to be familiar with that high end gift store

[_Sheffjs_]

Ok, I will give it a go.    ???        


 STEVE, don't you think that you should add a stripper number to the iPod so after the thundering v-twin it could be followed by the The Stripper David Rose Orchestra 1962 Striptease Classic Burlesque song during your grand entrance?   And yes that is when they should spin.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLX06yR3wY

[Bronxboy]

That was also the music for a 60's Shaving Cream Commercial 

[Flrider]

Jess   

Steve 

Jerry 

That was also the music for a 60's Shaving Cream Commercial 

WHAT ??? 

is that the best you can do Bronxboy ??

Shaving cream 



Where is Pappy, he will show us how it is done 

[Tourus]

Ok, I will give it a go.    ???        


 STEVE, don't you think that you should add a stripper number to the iPod so after the thundering v-twin it could be followed by the The Stripper David Rose Orchestra 1962 Striptease Classic Burlesque song during your grand entrance?   And yes that is when they should spin.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLX06yR3wY[/

    It seems strange that you would know the Name, Composer, and Year of that song. You must have a copy and we will leave that alone.
Your right it would have made a great entry.

Now Nick leaving us with a visual of him singing the words to the shaving cream commercial.

Somebody, anybody, PLEASE post that commercial 

[_Sheffjs_]

Ok, I will give it a go.    ???        


 STEVE, don't you think that you should add a stripper number to the iPod so after the thundering v-twin it could be followed by the The Stripper David Rose Orchestra 1962 Striptease Classic Burlesque song during your grand entrance?   And yes that is when they should spin.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLX06yR3wY[/

    It seems strange that you would know the Name, Composer, and Year of that song. You must have a copy and we will leave that alone.
Your right it would have made a great entry.

Google-----     I was one year old   Wait, we all know that song! 

[Bronxboy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmBlDmcvsqU

[Tourus]

      Thanks Nick, no wonder you remember it. I remembered it differently, maybe another version with Broadway Joe, it was an attention getter.

[Bronxboy]

      Thanks Nick, no wonder you remember it. I remembered it differently, maybe another version with Broadway Joe, it was an attention getter.

Yep I remember the Joe Namath version. I think it was with Joey Heatherton?