WHAT THE HELL ! taco bell?

[T.P.]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1014092burrito1.html   

[fiddle mike]

-A South Carolina teenager is facing a felony charge for throwing a "deadly missile" at a moving vehicle. The armament in question was a burrito.

Jeez, a food-flinging teen charged with a felony.  It's good to see the Florida courts have their priorities straight.

[kidcatfish]

did they remove it?? Link says it is not there anymore.

 
 
   
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[fiddle mike]

did they remove it?? Link says it is not there anymore.

 
 
   
 

   I typed "burrito" into the search window and read the top entry. I don't know that it's the one TP meant but it's too goofy to pass up.

[Serk]

Here's the corrected URL:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1014092burrito1.html

(The originally linked one had an extraneous period after the ending .html)

[Chillerman]

HOLY SH#T!  I could have been a felon many times over as a teenager!  Throwing oranges or snowballs from behind a house into the street hitting cars!  I would have been expelled from school many times over for bringing a pocketknife to school or having a loaded .22 in my truck on school property.  Recently a 6 year old was expelled for bringing a foldup fork-spoon-knife combo to eat his lunch!  We used to drink beer in the high school parking lot and the cops would tell us to take it somewhere else.  When does all of this crap end?  Talk about losing our freedom, it is happening more and more every day.  

[fiddle mike]

HOLY SH#T!  I could have been a felon many times over as a teenager!  Throwing oranges or snowballs from behind a house into the street hitting cars!  I would have been expelled from school many times over for bringing a pocketknife to school or having a loaded .22 in my truck on school property.  Recently a 6 year old was expelled for bringing a foldup fork-spoon-knife combo to eat his lunch!  We used to drink beer in the high school parking lot and the cops would tell us to take it somewhere else.  When does all of this crap end?  Talk about losing our freedom, it is happening more and more every day.  

When the judges and prosecutors run for office they talk about the number of scalps they've taken, not specifics.  A felony burrito thrower sounds the same as a felony cocaine dealer when told quickly.  God knows Florida has prolems way beyond some smartass kid.  I launched a few rolled up newspapers and cotton bolls when I was young and dumb  but  I was in danger of Pop's wrath rather than some ambitious law dogs.

[T.P.]

I did a copy, paste on the first post and checked it before I posted it, and then checked the link after the post.   WTH !    ???             http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1014092burrito1.html

[fiddle mike]

I did a copy, paste on the first post and checked it before I posted it, and then checked the link after the post.   WTH !    ???            

It's magic!  

[1fastbob]

Probably was a frozen burrito.  Those are deadly !

[Black Pearl's Captain]

HOLY SH#T!  I could have been a felon many times over as a teenager!  Throwing oranges or snowballs from behind a house into the street hitting cars!  I would have been expelled from school many times over for bringing a pocketknife to school or having a loaded .22 in my truck on school property.  Recently a 6 year old was expelled for bringing a foldup fork-spoon-knife combo to eat his lunch!  We used to drink beer in the high school parking lot and the cops would tell us to take it somewhere else.  When does all of this crap end?  Talk about losing our freedom, it is happening more and more every day.  

When the judges and prosecutors run for office they talk about the number of scalps they've taken, not specifics.  A felony burrito thrower sounds the same as a felony cocaine dealer when told quickly.  God knows Florida has prolems way beyond some smartass kid.  I launched a few rolled up newspapers and cotton bolls when I was young and dumb  but  I was in danger of Pop's wrath rather than some ambitious law dogs.

WTH, you were too good to throw snowballs like the rest of us north Texan's?

Raymond

[fiddle mike]

WTH, you were too good to throw snowballs like the rest of us north Texan's?

Raymond

We did throw snow balls, but we made them out of mud.  

[T.P.]

Snow and dirt = SNIRT   

[fiddle mike]

Snow and dirt = SNIRT   

That's what the cotton fields looked like the few times it "snowed", here. "Snirt".

[thumper]

Coulda' done a lot more damage if they'd made him eat it.....

[Mikey]

Amen to that Thumper. I've had some deadly missles from taco bell, but was never bold enough to aim at anything but porcelin 

[CajunRider]

Probably was a frozen burrito.  Those are deadly !

Nah.... burritos don't get dangerous until a few hours after you eat them.... 

[Jabba]

Try feeding burritos to a high octane hunting dog like a German Short Haired Pointer...

Wow... talk about dangerous burrito missiles. 

Yes... this is from ACTUAL experience.

Jabba

[Tropic traveler]

Amen to that Thumper. I've had some deadly missles from taco bell, but was never bold enough to aim at anything but porcelin 

   



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