Tuesday Teasers...... early edition( aka Texas Teasers)

[kiwi#9582]

Near  Fredericksburg ,  Texas , where there is a large German-speaking population,
a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted:  'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
 
Which means:  'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.'
         
The man shouted back: 'I'm from  New York  and  just down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan, I can't  understand you.  Please speak in English.' 
       
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll  get  more."