Patriot Microchip.....administered by the US Armed Forces. :)

[John Schmidt]

THE  PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to  be implanted in terrorists. 
 
The  implant is specifically designed to be installed  in the forehead.

When  properly installed it will allow the implantee  to speak to God. 

It  comes in various sizes:



The  exact size of the implant will be selected by a  well-trained and highly-skilled  technician. The  implant may or may not be  painless. Side effects, like  headaches and nausea, are  temporary. Some bleeding or swelling  may occur at the injection  site.

Please enjoy the security we  provide for  you..

 
Best  regards, 
 
Your Armed Forces.   
 

 

 

[Chrisj CMA]

I particularly liked the part about enabling the implantee to speak to God.  We should pass a bill in congress to finally man and fund the military with enough resources to give a proper implant to all the terrorists QFIH

[Whistler]

+1  JDW

[Hog Killer DS0048]

Priceless! 

[Big Rig]

Priceless! 

No
Actually about $2.25 each!