Hey Terry, sorry to read this in the Maine news.......

A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor man answered his door to find 2 grim-faced Harbor Masters.
"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife."
Tell me you found her?! Cedric Flynn asked.
One officer responded by saying, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news!"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The officer said, "I'm sorry to be the one to tellyou this sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my good Lord Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. "What could possibly be the the good news?"
Well, the officer continues, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 60's and we feel, as her husband, you are entitled to a share of the catch."
Stunned, and taken back, Mr Flynn demanded, "if that's good news, what in Gods tarnation do you consider great news?"
The officer replied, "Well, we're gonna pull her up again Tomorrow!" Grin