How about a joke... ??

[RonBou]

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, “Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you’ve been wrestling an alligator!”

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, “Ohhh God! He told me he’d been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!”

[ybnorml]

 He banged on that like a storm door in a hurricane !!!
Good one Ron
  

[Jess from VA]

One early evening, an old couple go to the same old country general store where they first met and spent time together 45 years earlier.  It's closed now and stands alone out in nowhere, backing to some deep woods.  They hold hands and walk around back to the old wire fence behind the store housing one old horse.  He asks her if she wants to do what they did many years ago, and she giggles and nods.  A cop had pulled into the store just as they were walking around back, wonders where they are going, and follows.  When he gets to the corner of the building, he sees that they are making love up against the fence; with a lot of energy and enthusiasm.  They are actually bouncing back and forth on the fence quite vigorously, and both are making quite o bit of noise.  He realizes this is a very private place, and a private moment, so he backs around the corner, and just takes a seat in his cruiser.  A few minutes later the old couple come around the corner, having a difficult time walking, helping each other as they go, looking extremely disheveled.  The cop smiles and asks... you folks having some fun tonight?

The old man looks at him and says... we sure were sonny, but 45 years ago, that old fence wasn't electrified.