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Chrisj CMA
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« on: June 11, 2018, 10:09:43 AM »

At IZ. Leave out for a spontaneous day ride, no specific destination. So the highway we chose wasn’t fun enough so we stopped for gas and a look at the map.

Our leader spots what looks like a local (a little old lady) that probably knows the roads. So he goes over and asks about hwy 40 to Callaway. Turns out that’s where she’s going so she says we can follow her. Lol like that’s gonna happen, right.

Then she says something like no really follow me if you think you can keep up because the road is really windy. I said well that’s what we like.

So off we go following granny. Unbelievable. Well, the road was great and she was hauling a$$ for a granny, but we think she slowed down for us. Still the speed was good and the twisties were fun.

When she turned off we waved and honked. We turned to avoid a dark rain cloud. The rest blew our minds.

So granny didn’t like that we didn’t turn behind her. I seen her stop in the middle of the road she just turned onto. We were a little ways down the road when granny caught up with us. She got right on tail end charly’s A$$ and started flashing her lights. When we didn’t stop, she pulls out on a double yellow and guns it, passes all four of us and then does a stop on our leader that any LEO would be proud of.

After we all stopped behind her she begins to chew us out for not following her.

We had to explain about missing the rain and in fact we really did know where we we going. Still it took some minutes to convince her to let us continue on our way. She had that look like she was in charge and we was in trouble.

We finally got away alive right before experiencing the edge of that rain storm. Luckily Keith (our leader) navigated us away from the rain and we made it back to ground zero dry as a bone.

The little old lady from Callaway made our day! Cheesy cooldude

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Wizzard
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Bald River Falls

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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2018, 10:47:05 AM »

Thats hillarious,, thanks for sharing  2funny
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msb
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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2018, 10:54:19 AM »

Now that would have been an interesting ride! I'm curious .... what was "Granny" driving when she pulled this stunt?
Just think...you've got the whole week there now to re-tell this story, should be good for some laughs...enjoy.
Thanks for posting cooldude
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2018, 11:39:24 AM »

You sure that she wasn't from Pasadena.  2funny
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ridingron
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2018, 11:52:55 AM »

Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself!
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2018, 12:40:57 PM »

 cooldude
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3fan4life
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2018, 12:58:30 PM »

He was probably trying to lead you to her moonshine still Evil
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2018, 01:43:10 PM »


We went through there, but we didn't see your lady.

I had a lady from the russian mofia threaten me with windex at a bad
motel once.

-Mike
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2018, 01:52:38 PM »


We went through there, but we didn't see your lady.

I had a lady from the russian mofia threaten me with windex at a bad
motel once.

-Mike

If the little old lady from Callaway had a baseball bat Keith would be dead. Lol. Straight out of Stephen King


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Valkorado
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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2018, 02:01:18 PM »

 2funny  Sounds like she was just wanting to show you her neck of the woods!  Great stuff!   cooldude
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old2soon
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2018, 03:19:24 PM »

NEVER and I mean NEVER Underestimate a Granny!  Roll Eyes Anudder instance of life being stranger than fiction!  2funny And B T W-What Zackly were Granny Drivin? Curious minds and likea dat. RIDE SAFE.
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DirtyDan
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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2018, 05:19:44 PM »

Watch out for soccer mom in the minivan

Passed me at over a 100 once

Dan
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2018, 05:35:01 PM »

Ok, Ok.  Granny was driving a little red SUV. Toyota we think. She had no problem puttin the hammer down.
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