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One night at Cheers, a TV Sitcom, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this ... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers".
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"Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.
Babe Ruth
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading".
Paul Horning
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"24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
I think not".
H. L. Mencken
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven".
George Bernard Shaw
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".
Benjamin Franklin
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2018, 03:47:16 PM » |
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old2soon
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2018, 03:48:11 PM » |
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Wife informed me my drinking was a problem. What problem I ask? I drink I get drunk I fall down I fall asleep. How's that a problem? RIDE SAFE.
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2018, 03:54:50 PM » |
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I used to say there are three kinds of beer. 1) beer you like 2) cold beer 3) free beer May you get all three. Many years later after telling our dive leader in Mexico the above three types, he shook his head and said: "No, there are four types of beer" with a very large smile. When I asked about the fourth, he calmly replied, "Open" May your beer be all four types  |
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Brewer - it is a hobby
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Oss
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2018, 04:11:36 PM » |
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My grandmother lived to 103
She tells that in the lower east side, in the 1900-1910 times you lowered a pail by rope to either the milkman or the beerman and then hoisted it to the 3rd floor
Apparently beer was 2 cents a bucket milk was a nickel
She was mostly raised on beer
Proof that beer is good for you.
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2018, 05:25:44 PM » |
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Quotes from my Grandfather:
"I am going to quit drinking...….as soon as I find a better way to get it down."
"I never had too much to drink.....I always passed out first."
Mark
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Carl
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2018, 09:19:18 PM » |
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Years ago I was trying to teach my son about responsible drinking. I always told him, "Beer is like boobs, one is not enough and 3 is too many. But of course every once in a while it's good to live out every mans fantasy - twins."
I'd rather be a liver than have one.
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3fan4life
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Any day that you ride is a good day!
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2018, 06:27:43 AM » |
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Years ago I was trying to teach my son about responsible drinking. I always told him, "Beer is like boobs, one is not enough and 3 is too many. But of course every once in a while it's good to live out every mans fantasy - twins."
I'd rather be a liver than have one.
Beer and women have always been two of my greatest weaknesses and my greatest pleasures.  |
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henry 008
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2018, 06:31:58 AM » |
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I only drink on days that end in Y, and only when I'm alone, or with somebody  |
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Wizzard
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2018, 07:33:55 AM » |
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Skinhead
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2018, 08:48:57 AM » |
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Beer is like women, They are all good, some are just better than others
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Wizzard
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2018, 09:01:59 AM » |
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yep,, i have a balanced diet. One in each hand.  ] You know why Corona goes through your system so fast? It does not have to stop and change color. |
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2018, 10:02:31 AM » |
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2018, 01:44:40 PM » |
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Absolutely - I don't drink anywhere near enough !!! |
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