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« on: November 22, 2018, 11:18:02 AM »

Yes, I recognize there could be to some degree a psychological thing at work here, and that the urgency and seriousness of upcoming events have me keen to enjoy things at a higher level than usual. On the other hand, this really was a special outing, and the old thrill of good fellowship, self-discovery, self-satisfaction, and downright pleasant feelings while cruising with our girl were certainly all abundantly and sufficiently present, too!!!

My daughter was leaning on me just a bit, as was my land-lady, to pick a date for my return ‘home’ so a visit could be arranged by her to see me… it had been a month or so… I know, duty calls, and family is important, to be sure. I love my family, and I’m proud beyond description of my daughter and of the woman she has turned out to be… Still, ALI and I do make rather sweet music together, and I do love doing what we do, too!

I decided to head to Mandeville, LA, to the lair of Troutdude and Waterbug so a needed rear tire replacement could be squeezed into that shrinking time-slot, plus some special LED lights installed. I didn’t have the luxury of unlimited time this go-around because of reasons stated above, so… I’d thought at first I’d just blitz over from Nohead City, NC, on the super slab and take care of business that really should be taken care of… you know, beforehand… since I had no idea at all how long it might be before riding can resume… then I had an inspiration…

I’d just leave a day sooner than I’d been thinking, and take back roads as much of the way as I could… Now, that idea did have more than a little appeal, even though it would mean having to cut my visit to Nick’s ‘house of harmony’ short by a day. The weather forecast seemed good for either choice, although it would be cold… Yep, once again I found myself yielding to inspiration and following the road to adventure instead of pursuing the more practical path of greatest time efficiency… and that made all the difference!

Instead of grinding it out on mile after mile of seemingly endless asphalt and concrete, coping with varying levels of annoying… and sometimes dangerous… traffic, traveling at high rates of speed requiring more focus on the technical aspects of riding instead of allowing more for the therapeutic random consideration of significant issues to me, I’d be able cruise along and really smell the roses! A no-brainer for this dude when that option is on the table!!!


Super slab travel is ideal for limited-time travel where speed and efficiency are required… and, I’ve logged many tens of thousands of miles doing precisely that… when I had no other realistic choice. Since time constraints have been greatly reduced in terms of urgency, however, I’ve followed the more pleasant alternative, and I’ve found levels of peace and joy I’d only theorized about in decades past. I do love it so…

Right from the git-go I knew I’d made the correct choice! My spirit immediately soared, and my mind reveled in the opportunity to consider whatever topic popped up… but mostly this time I was simply reflecting on the joy of gliding along through tiny hamlets and scenic pastoral settings. Even cows, horses, dogs… and deer… all seemed to be idling about at their own unhurried pace, as though they shared my passion for taking it easy and savoring every moment, the here and the now, instead of being always focused upon and pressing towards some spot on the horizon, some objective or goal, and thereby largely missing the glory of all that was at hand! There is a time and place for intense focus and ‘vision’… this just wasn’t it…

We took roads we’d taken before, but never taken frequently or even recently… I do this on purpose, so staleness is avoided… no routine or repetitive riding with us if at all possible! We like to keep the luster of newness and discovery alive and well, and the sensation of novel experiences constantly flowing… I mix in different roads on familiar routes, and we even go out of our way some just to keep things ‘fresh’… and challenging… My navigational skills can always use more honing and sharpening… Although, I admit, not being too precise on that has added much enjoyment to our rides over the years!

We took three days to cover a little over 1100 miles, but less that 150 miles of this leg of the trek were on the slab… What a wonderful ride! Heck, I’d even gotten it right on matching appropriate apparel to conditions! Not that hard, actually, when basically loading-up on all I had available, then cranking the Gerbings up to the ‘equatorial’ setting!

A word about bugs… Some of those boogers are absolutely suicidal! No other explanation for why they would even be out in cold weather like that! I wear an open face, half helmet all the time. I know how that sounds, but that particular item was a gift from a dear friend, so it is, therefore, a cherished treasure.

I can’t look at that plastic semi-orb and not relive fond memories and good feelings, and I simply cannot bring myself to make an adjustment on that score… I do have second thoughts about that from time to time, and this time, certainly; but, I’ll likely be making no change anytime soon… I just hate to give up on a treasure, especially when it is still quite functional…

On the first day following my visit to Nick’s on my way to bayou country, I was gliding along really enjoying myself, when, lost in my thoughts, and reveling at just being me there and then… smack! A stinging insect of some sort flew right in the side of my head gear and into my left ear. I know it was a stinging type insect, because it seriously stung me!

So, there I was trying to maintain speed and direction with my right hand, while attempting to dig out that diabolical, sadistic critter with my left thumb, then forefinger, with no real success!!! I finally had to pull over… That little sucker had got me good! And, that really, really bugged me! My conscience has never bothered me about having killed millions of those instruments of torture over the years… it bothers me even less now!

On the second morning following my visit to Nohead, I stopped at a gas station/store in Bamberg, SC, and there I made an interesting discovery… There on a rack were packages of ‘Breakfast Bacon’ by Jack Links… Who knew? I’m more than a little fond of that particular pig part product, in fact, my fondness in certain circles is legendary; so, you can imagine my reaction!!! Yep the package I’d selected had seen its last sunrise!!!



Another pleasant ride (no bug encounters of the hurtful kind!) from Enterprise, AL, through Andalusia to Brewton, Atmore and Bay Minette on the third day brought us to I-65 and the jog down to I-10, then the scoot over to Mandeville, LA… Another great day in the saddle concluded, this time, with our girl being parked inside a shelter… Dennis now has a new shed/work shop for his rapidly expanding inventory of Valk parts, plus a bit more elbow room for working his magic on various bikes… especially including our girl…



The first phase of this outing had been to the Veterans Day Ride for fellowship and attendance at the wedding of dear friends; the second to Nohead City and the ‘house of harmony’ for the belated annual birthday bash with my cousin/brother, Nick. The third phase was the ride over to Troutdude’s home/shop/site of motorcycle miracles & magic! A lot happened there at his new shop, but that discussion will have to wait for the next installment…

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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2018, 11:45:27 AM »

Nice to see another post from the road Bruce...and pics this time too!!! I had the exact same "stinging" experience happen to me in late September while coming down a narrow, twisty mountain road during our fantastic meetup ride in Joseph OR with some of my Valhalla brothers and our new Valk friends from Idaho. I too wear a half helmet and a wasp made its way directly under the ear flap and behind my ear. With no option to stop and pull over or even free a hand for a few short seconds, I was forced to bear the brunt of his frustrations until he was done...luckily I'm not allergic to insect venom so the resulting swelling and pain was reasonably short-lived.
Outside of the odd quickie in between freezing or other inclement weather up here now, riding season is basically at its end for a couple of months at least...so hopefully I can look forward to more of yours and others' ride posts (with pics of course) during this time to keep me in the mood.

Nice bike shed Dennis cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2018, 12:47:29 PM »

Years ago, I had a bee zip into the side of my helmet, on the freeway at 70, in heavy traffic.

Not much I can think of requires more discipline than letting him actually try to crawl down in to your ear canal (thinking that is an escape route) with his buzzing and fuzzy-crawly legs wiggling (with remarkable strength) while you continue to operate the machine in a safe manner, over to the grass center, grab brakes, slide in the grass to a stop, put the kickstand down, jump off, throw your helmet straight up in the air, and swat both ears while dancing around to get him out of your ear, with hundreds driving by pointing and laughing like you are some kind of a halftime entertainment show.

I didn't wreck, and I didn't get stung. And I didn't have a heart attack.  It was a miracle I tell you.

Now the yellow jacket (or wasp) that got into my armpit several years later got me three times, I suppose just to even up the score.  Armpits are notoriously ticklish, but also damn tender.

I've also eaten whole a half dozen or so bugs over the years.  Well, not eaten really, but when they go in there at warp speed, they just continue on down the hatch.  And you never get to know what the hell kind of bug they were.  They don't have any taste that way, but there's always a little choking, gagging and spitting involved.  Ptuoy'

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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2018, 12:56:27 PM »

 cooldude sounds like another good ride Bruce. (Just look at all those tubs of Valkyrie parts)  cooldude
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2018, 01:11:02 PM »

Good read Bruce. Nice to see your out and about cooldude
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2018, 02:42:37 PM »

As always Bruce a good read. I got hit just under my right eye a few years ago on Foothills Parkway by " something " with a big stinger and a lot of venom. Before I could get home my eye was swelled shut and it was like I was on some wildass drug and was starting to think I wasn't going to make it home on the bike. Soon as parked the bike I was violently sick .
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2018, 03:12:40 PM »

 Wink Nice read Bruce. I hate that a stinging insect impacted your ear,  Undecided bummer for sure. You got down close to Milton when you traveled thru Brewton. Let me know when you plan to travel back this way. Jeff and I would love to catch up with you and maybe tag along for a bit. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving my friend be safe.  coolsmiley
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2018, 04:20:55 PM »

You got me with this part of that first sentence Bruce " at work here ".  For a brief moment I thought you might have taken a job as a greeter at Wally World or some such establishment.  I was fairly lucky with the bugs on the two wheeler but did suffer at the hands/stinger of one the day before pictures were to be taken for the annual at Lake City Junior College and Forest Ranger School.  Anyhow it had stung me right next to the eye so the picture that year was not flattering back about 1966.
Man that bacon in a bag sure looks appetizing.  I'll keep an eye out for it.  I recently found at our local Winn Dixie store some Black Label bacon that you just pop in the microwave and cook for about 3 minutes.  It is in a plastic bag with vents and a paper towel looking thingy to soak up the grease.  Just snip the end off the bag and deposit it right next to your grits and scrambled eggs.
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2018, 04:34:26 AM »

Man it's always great to see you and ALI  Next time come back when you can stay awhile I'm glad all was good on your ride home and i will see you and our girl soon my Friend  Now about the stinging things as long as we ride it will happen but dam it don't make it feel any better an we've all had our share   So get back out there and help your brothers and sisters out LOL cooldude
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2018, 08:48:02 AM »

                I don't know-2 or 3 year ago I'm headed back home from a P G R mission somewhere here in Missouri. I have my legs stretched out on the road pegs and my jeans are ballooning. Some stingin critter goes up to my knee hits me at the knee area and continues up-towards the boyz and other "stuff". NOT Good!  Lips Sealed I take the right hand off the throttle and just as he stings me again I crush the life outa whatever it was!  cooldude But whatever it was has indeed nailed me 3 or 4 times and there IS enough pain to let me KNOW he wuz there!  Undecided But I take Joy in the fact the little rat bastid will NEVER hurt anyone ever again.  2funny But I also KNOW it has lotsa relatives left that ARE lookin fer revenge!  Evil Good read Bruce!  coolsmiley As always-Keep on Keepin on! RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2018, 10:00:06 AM »

Bugs are the bane of bikers! Yep, I've never known a biker, that is, one who actually rides, who didn't have a few good bug stories! No way around it, if we're going to be out there, those boogers are going to stalk us, and some will indeed score!

Part of the enchantment and inducement for us to ride, at least for this rider anyway, is the placing of ourselves in the elements... and exposing ourselves to all of the things that come with that... good, bad, and neutral. The 'natural high' aspect of riding that comes from emersion in nature... and the coming into harmony with it all...

I was sitting on a barstool minding my own business, once upon a time, and a local struck up a conversation with me, as so often happens... He asked the standard icebreaker question of me, 'What kind of work do you do?" I had an answer!

"You could say I'm in pest control nowadays... I kill bugs!" We had a big laugh when I went on to explain my response... I also gave him a special insight I've picked up through bitter experience... It's OK to smile while riding, but very unwise to grin!!! I see above Jess knows exactly what I'm talking about here!

I'm formulating ideas about how to go about attempting to explain all that happened at Troutdude's bike den and motorcycle transformation center... some interesting stuff to be pondered, and some important lessons to be learned... As Valks continue to age, and miles continue to accumulate to levels not seen on other bikes, curious and previously unheard of issues begin to become more commonplace.

Our 'bike' experience is different from most... We ride, of course, but we also have connections with our bikes deeper and more profound than those of more typical riders of other brands... A special bond forms and a unique union occurs... To me, that means we'll be seeing more and more bikes with truly high mileage totals and distance treks being made...

To keep vintage bikes going and in dependable condition will require us all to learn more about our rides, to revise our thoughts on maintenance, and to venture into 'new territory' when it comes to keeping them on the road... We have some excellent wrenches on this board and in our club... Dennis is one of them, and he is perhaps most impressive with his 'forward looking' approach to working on an otherwise old, tired, bike... With folks like him around and willing, I'm confident we can keep our 'senior ladies' in the wind for many years to come!!!

DDT
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2018, 10:18:30 AM »

I’ve had bees....... between my sunglasses and eyelid

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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2018, 11:50:37 AM »

            birds. cursed BIRDS sometimes are hell bent on self destruction. Had a feathered enemy got past the W/S and into my shoulder. When it hit me I thought I'd been hit with a brick cept bricks usually aint gooey. Thank GOD fer leather. And generally speaking bugs with a one or two hit stinger rarely pose a Problem. BUT when da gotz a machine gun fer a stinger ALL bets iz off!  tickedoff I've also related the tale of a B-29 moth wrappin itself around my glasses and swellin my eye shut! THAT weren't fun either.  Lips Sealed RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2018, 01:43:42 PM »

Few years back I was leading 7-8 bikes on a Memorial Day ride.
We came upon the end of a parade, so I gave the u-turn sign, and we changed course.
A mile down the road, I get stung on my back, I yell to my wife there’s a bee in my shirt, kill it. Now, she hates bees almost as much as spiders, so she hits it, like a girl, just pissed him off even more.
Another sting and I figured I better stop before I crash.
I stopped it safely, (can only imagine what the other riders were thinking...) and stood, straddling the bike and I felt the bee go down the crack of my ass....oh no... Shocked
Told my wife where it went and asked her to dig it out...yeah that wasn’t happening, think I heard something about no f-in way I’ll walk home first.
So we both got off, and I went digging, one more sting to the finger and the Bastid was dead.
I looked back at my friends, but no one was laughing, they still couldn’t figure out what the hell I was doing, I pulled the carcass out of my butt crack and showed my trophy, then it was funny.

Thanks for the story & the memory jog,
Craig

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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2018, 02:13:47 PM »

Having had my share of stings and bites, as well as an experience with something I can only describe as a slime balloon bug, I was feeling your pain!  If you're firm set on that half bucket...



BTW, not sure what type of LEDs you had installed but bugs sure do prefer the white LED light over the old halogens.  When I made the switch years ago, I noticed my headlights needed decarcassing more regularly.
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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2018, 02:27:01 PM »

Few years back I was leading 7-8 bikes on a Memorial Day ride.
We came upon the end of a parade, so I gave the u-turn sign, and we changed course.
A mile down the road, I get stung on my back, I yell to my wife there’s a bee in my shirt, kill it. Now, she hates bees almost as much as spiders, so she hits it, like a girl, just pissed him off even more.
Another sting and I figured I better stop before I crash.
I stopped it safely, (can only imagine what the other riders were thinking...) and stood, straddling the bike and I felt the bee go down the crack of my ass....oh no... Shocked
Told my wife where it went and asked her to dig it out...yeah that wasn’t happening, think I heard something about no f-in way I’ll walk home first.
So we both got off, and I went digging, one more sting to the finger and the Bastid was dead.
I looked back at my friends, but no one was laughing, they still couldn’t figure out what the hell I was doing, I pulled the carcass out of my butt crack and showed my trophy, then it was funny.

Thanks for the story & the memory jog,
Craig


Grin Dang, Craig. That might be the best (or worst) bee story I've ever heard. Don't be too hard on your wife though. I doubt Brenda would have pulled a bee out of my ass crack either.  Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2018, 07:25:34 PM »

Bruce,
It’s great to see you posting again and know that you are indeed out there enjoying ALI and life in general.   I hate that you caught a bee in your ear.  Those bugs can hurt but the bees have that special way of raising your level of anxiety and changing your response.

I don’t have much grand experience to tell of bug or bee encounters.  There have been a few bees that have made their way through a vulnerable point in my gear, but those have mercifully been mild stings.

See you somewhere down the road.
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2018, 08:41:05 PM »

Bugs is why I wear a face shield on my open face helmut as well as my windshield on my MC. Also works for birds and rocks - not so well for fine dust....


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