Remember the OTC Fleet Enema can be your very good friend and savior, when all else fails. The mild saline should offer no complication to surgery (unless the medicos claim otherwise).
Without trying to be too graphic, I've developed a very satisfactory methodology.
The goal is to let it work for as long as possible before liftoff.
Not even Superman can hold it in the sitting position on the throne for long.
So you administer in the bathroom, then lay down flat on your stomach with your prepositioned pillow and think happy thoughts for as long as you can (or even use some reading material). Laughing, coughing or sneezing is not recommended. (and this is not a photo op)
After an intermediate period of contemplation, you hop to the throne for a happy ending (not the best kind, but a good kind).
This has been a public service announcement. (Apologies in advance)
Shouldn’t this be on the Tech section ?
