50 Shades of Grey for Seniors

[Big Tom 10628]

Back and forth . . . in and out . . . in and out . . . a little to the right . . . a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . she was getting near to the end.    He was in ecstasy . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . forwards then backwards . . . forward then backward . . . again . . . and again . . . her heart was pounding now . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . finally . . . totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream . . .

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park.  You do it!"

[Tony C.]

Good one!