Thinking it's time for a joke thread.

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da prez:
  If the government finds diamonds or oil on property you own , it's theirs. If the government finds marijuana on your property , they say it's yours. 

                                      da prez

Chrisj CMA:
If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards you get "Gnihton Yletulosba",
which means absolutely nothing

HayHauler:
Why do vampires avoid high-level corporate jobs?

They're afraid of stakeholders.

Hay  8)
Jimmyt

TrapperAH1G:
Eve explaining to Adam:  The troubled didn't start after I ate the apple, it was after I ate the mushroom - that's when the snake started talking.

TrapperAH1G:
Burglar:  "Aren't you going to call the cops?" 

Me:  "Why?  No one else knows you're here......"

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