Thinking it's time for a joke thread.

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HayHauler:
What do you call a dwarf who gets promoted to be the boss man?

Micro manager

I will show myself out..............


Hay  8)
Jimmyt

Serk:
As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused , I stared up at him and he sneered back.

And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."


DIGGER:
Whats scarier than a box full of snakes?

A box that is supposed to be full of snakes!!

DIGGER:
Went partying last night and came home drunk...drunk.....
woke up this morning to the sounds of my neighbor  mowing his grass.....
I started o get up but finally decided "what to heck...he can mow around me...

DIGGER:
There was a safety meeting at work today.  They asked me "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" 
"Great big ones!" was apparrently not the answer they were looking for.....

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