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Amusing tidbit!

Started by John Schmidt, Wed 14, Oct 2026, 13:14:50

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John Schmidt

Just saw a picture on Facebook of a gal greeting her friend at the airport while holding a big sign that said..."Alexis, welcome home from your Pornhub audition."

That reminded me of a time I pulled a gag on a cousin of mine who was accompanied by his wife. This was back when you could meet someone at the gate. I had wandered back to the gate and was maybe 15 minutes early. A strange coincidence occured while waiting...I noticed three very pregnant young ladies waiting to board the next flight at the same gate, they didn't know each other. I asked all three if they would like to take part in a joke I wanted to play on my cousin...they all agreed. So when time came for the passengers to come walking out, I pointed him out to the gals and they all "welcomed" him home in unison. The first thing out of his mouth..."ok, where's Johnny?" His wife spotted me, I'm in the corner dying laughing so she knew immediately I was at the bottom of it from past experience. I'll never forget the look on his face though, and his following comment; "Johnny, you know paybacks can be hell!" We all had a good laugh at his expense but as for his payback, it's a bit risque for this board but involved other ladies at an old roller rink, signs changed on the restrooms, etc.. Let your imagination take over, you won't be far off. Sadly, my cousin is no longer with us, died of a genetic heart problem that also took other close relatives that came from the same parents. He, his brother, and I had some great times together, getting old enough to drive really expanded our horizons much to our parents dismay...sometimes!  :evil:

Jersey mike

Quote from: John Schmidt on Wed 14, Oct 2026, 13:14:50Just saw a picture on Facebook of a gal greeting her friend at the airport while holding a big sign that said..."Alexis, welcome home from your Pornhub audition."

That reminded me of a time I pulled a gag on a cousin of mine who was accompanied by his wife. This was back when you could meet someone at the gate. I had wandered back to the gate and was maybe 15 minutes early. A strange coincidence occured while waiting...I noticed three very pregnant young ladies waiting to board the next flight at the same gate, they didn't know each other. I asked all three if they would like to take part in a joke I wanted to play on my cousin...they all agreed. So when time came for the passengers to come walking out, I pointed him out to the gals and they all "welcomed" him home in unison. The first thing out of his mouth..."ok, where's Johnny?" His wife spotted me, I'm in the corner dying laughing so she knew immediately I was at the bottom of it from past experience. I'll never forget the look on his face though, and his following comment; "Johnny, you know paybacks can be hell!" We all had a good laugh at his expense but as for his payback, it's a bit risque for this board but involved other ladies at an old roller rink, signs changed on the restrooms, etc.. Let your imagination take over, you won't be far off. Sadly, my cousin is no longer with us, died of a genetic heart problem that also took other close relatives that came from the same parents. He, his brother, and I had some great times together, getting old enough to drive really expanded our horizons much to our parents dismay...sometimes!  :evil:

Ahh, what are friends for! It's sounds like you were more like friends than just cousins which is awesome.

 ;D  ;D  ;D

All good clean fun! :cooldude: It's great your cousin's wife was able to roll with the punches and had a good sense of humor.

Thunderbolt

I don't know John if I would have wanted to be among your "friends" back then or not. :)
Stealing your thread a little.  I thought it would be neat one night way back when, to switch the signs between two of our little close by towns.  I honestly don't remember if I switched them back or if someone else did..... 

John Schmidt

Terry, a bunch of us guys in high school did something similar. Recall some areas have wedge shaped signs saying "no passing zone."  After football practice one evening, we thought that needed editing. We came up with some yellow paint which the first group used to paint over the "a" in the word "passing." The second group of guys about a half hour later(give the paint a chance to dry) came along and painted an "i" in place of the "a"...it really stood out. We hit about 30 signs around town. All that type of sign was eventually removed and the roads painted with double yellow lines. My best bud's dad was a local police captain, I tend to think he saved our butts more times than we care to admit.

DIGGER

Yrs ago we had a company party at a bar and later in the eve a young employee was at the bar hustling 2 ladies and we sent a 8 month pregnant co worker over and she walked up and hung her arm around his neck and said " honey...it's time to go home...we still have to stop and get some milk for the kids".... the two ladies instantly disappeared....ha