Your Favorite Saying ?

[Ice]

As of recent my faviorite saying is:

I can fix broke, but I cant fix stupid

Your pissing up a rope

"This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure." Winston Churchill

[R J]

I thought it was 'Go piss up a rope'.

Sorry if I got it ass backwards.

[Chillerman]

Being a service tech---- It was running when I left!---If you condemn it, make sure it's broke!---You have a 10/10 warranty, 10 min from when I left or 10 miles!---If it aint broke, I'll sell you something you don't need.

But my favorite is: The problem with Socialists is they eventually they run out of other people's money to spend!!!

[BigAl]

 I shot my Horse and then I had to break it's leg.

Shoot low Sherriff He's ridin a Shetland.

Hanging in there like a Hair in a Biscuit.

Like a Gravy Train With Biscuit Wheels.

A ten pound bag of flour will make a mighty big biscuit.

[eric in md]

ol big al i miss ya man i think your a hoot