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bassman
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« on: April 14, 2015, 05:09:18 AM »
 
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
 
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
 
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
 
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!  I'll lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!  All kinds of bad things will happen.  Absolutely not!  You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
 
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
 
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription.”
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Big Al of Tennessee
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If YOU NEVER TRIED HOW DO YOU KNOW
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2015, 11:02:40 AM »
Still cleaning the Tea off the computer screen.

LOL
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GOD SAVE THE UNITED STATES from the democrats is my prayer.
Robert
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2015, 03:17:32 PM »
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
Pepmyster
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Go Bonzo, Go!!!!

Mascouche, Quebec, Canada
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2015, 04:36:28 PM »
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Now this is getting interesting........
john
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2015, 06:17:06 PM »
 Undecided     ???     Shocked     coolsmiley     2funny 2funny
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DIGGER
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2015, 04:08:47 AM »
Do you know why divorce is so expensive?????

cause it's worth it.
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