Totally boring riding-related thread.

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

The strangest for me was a series of three things all within half a block while riding to pickup electrical supplies for the day job. A naked lady standing behind the storm door looking out of her house, then a medium size dog ran across the street in front of me, then a very large inflatable ball (beach ball type) blew across the road just past the dog.

Well it's very clear what was happening. Obviously the dog had been barking at a couple having early morning sex. She clearly frustrated, throws the ball out the door for the dog to chase. The dog in his excitement over runs the ball. All the while the husband is laying in bed getting pissed. Makes perfect sense to me. 

Now I understand! 

[Firefighter]

I once dodged a spare tire and wheel coming across the median about 70 mph. If it had been dark out, or I had been daydreaming, I would probably be dead.

 The weirdest thing was a wreck I came up on, there were 20 or 30 frozen dogs and cats all over the intersection. Most were in clear plastic bags. Supposedly they were uthanized, frozen and being shipped for disposal. I have a soft spot for domesticated critters, so hope to never see that again! Probably wont!    Firefighter    

[3fan4life]

"Ginger" and I took out a buzzard that swooped down out of a tree directly in front of us.

I barely had time to close the throttle and no time to hit the brakes.

Scratched the fairing and dislocated the mirror.

Feathers went everywhere!

[Headbanger02]

Just came in from a ride, crusing down the interstate and as I was changing lanes a straight edge four foot hand shovel was in my lane........the scary possiibility of what could have, would have happened if I was around when it fell off the truck or hit it while it was laying there or a car hitting it and flipping it up in the air at me.......hell I wouldn't have wanted to hit with a car let alone a bike.....

[old2soon]

About the shoes on the side of the road.
  My theory has always been that there are herds
of shoes that run wild in the woods.
  And once in a while one will run out into traffic
and get hit by a car.
  I have even seen then\m shed their antlers .
 I have proof of this because I found a shoe horn
to prove it.
        shortleg

       May or may NOT be the answer and I wasn't on the M/C. A LONG time ago I had a 60 Buick and I was going into work one morning on a 2 lane. I was following a station wagon loaded with furniture and boxes and loose clothes and shoes. 2 kids were in back of the station wagon with the windows down and unloading as Mama was tryin to get them and the load to the new digs. I saw feminine underwear and kids and ladies shoes and jeans and dresses and other items coming out of both side windows. When we came up to a stop sign with an extra lane I got up beside her and informed her WHAT her little darlins had accomplished over near as I could tell bout the last 6 or 7 miles!  I THOUGHT it was funny-she sure as hell didn't!  RIDE SAFE.